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Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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stui magpie 
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Q. Why do farts stink?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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David 
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| Morrigu wrote: | ^  Obviously a brunette experimenting with being a blonde 
Which brings me to another question given no one seems to have pubes these days how do you tell if someone is a natural blonde, brunette, red head etc? |
Underarm hair!
All sensible people keep it.
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A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one. |
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sixpoints
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Knock knock
Whose their?
The Grammar Police
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Which brings me to another question given no one seems to have pubes these days how do you tell if someone is a natural blonde, brunette, red head etc? |
Check the colour of the hair on her back hair.
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stui magpie
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An Irishman, Sth African, Zimbabwean and a New Zealander walked into a bar in Sydney and ordered a round of drinks.
The barman obliged and noticing the different accents asked the men if they were here backpacking.
Nah, we're here playing test cricked for England.
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| stui magpie wrote: | | He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out the hospital window. |
Is his name Kingswood?? |
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Jezza
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| stui magpie wrote: | An Irishman, Sth African, Zimbabwean and a New Zealander walked into a bar in Sydney and ordered a round of drinks.
The barman obliged and noticing the different accents asked the men if they were here backpacking.
Nah, we're here playing test cricked for England. |
Good one Stui!
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What's the difference between a woman who's been married for ten years and St Kilda FC?
St Kilda still suck. |
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Kingswood
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think positive
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| stui magpie wrote: | An Irishman, Sth African, Zimbabwean and a New Zealander walked into a bar in Sydney and ordered a round of drinks.
The barman obliged and noticing the different accents asked the men if they were here backpacking.
Nah, we're here playing test cricked for England. |
And I see the infamous Sri lanken chukka now plays for Melbourne!
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This has been doing the rounds on FB.
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stui magpie
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| think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | An Irishman, Sth African, Zimbabwean and a New Zealander walked into a bar in Sydney and ordered a round of drinks.
The barman obliged and noticing the different accents asked the men if they were here backpacking.
Nah, we're here playing test cricked for England. |
And I see the infamous Sri lanken chukka now plays for Melbourne! |
But not representing Australia in international competition. 
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Lazza
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| think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | An Irishman, Sth African, Zimbabwean and a New Zealander walked into a bar in Sydney and ordered a round of drinks.
The barman obliged and noticing the different accents asked the men if they were here backpacking.
Nah, we're here playing test cricked for England. |
And I see the infamous Sri lanken chukka now plays for Melbourne! |
Very reluctant to start WW 3 here on this topic (because I have done this many times to death on several other forums) but as a Sri Lankan expatriate who knows all the facts (medical, personal and physical) from day 1, Murali was NEVER a chucker. I have met him several times socially (in fact he has visited me at home on two occasions) and have examined his arm at close range. The silly umpires like Hair and McQuillan who called him were pawns playing a political game who lost very badly. The only people in Australia who got it perfectly right were the scientific testers like Daryl Foster at the WA University who cleared him.
Saying that Murali is a chucker is like saying that all Collingwood fans are bloody dumb ferals.......generalistic bullshit without credible evidence to support it  |
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