John Barnes You Stinkin' Turd!

Presti35 · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2002 4:12 pm

Why the hell is this absolute turd of a person guest hosting a national tv show?
has anyone here watched league teams on foxtel on a thursday nite?
everything he says is absolute crap and makes no sence!
who is this raving lunatic?
he was shit as a player, and makes a shocking tv host.
and his pure hate for collingwood dosnt help his cause!

"Be gone you farkin peon, got this fan furious
Guest hosting TV shows got the home viewers curious
I'm serious! I don't give a %$^�$%^&%% where he is
Snatch him out the factory, bring his ass back to me..."

Who loves ya Presti?
WE DO!
Lets Go Elvis Preslygiacomo

London Dave · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2002 4:18 pm

If you dont like it, dont watch it.

Presti35 · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2002 4:30 pm

i just wanted to catch collingwoods team against kangaroos!
the other hosts are ok, even shite mike is better than that wanker!

Who loves ya Presti?
WE DO!
Lets Go Elvis Preslygiacomo

NICK THE PIE MAN · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 3:48 am

Barnes last night:
"The wheels have fallen off Collingwood"

WTF?!?! We are 8-4 and we lost to Freo in Freo (nobody has won in Perth yet) by less than 2 goals and suddenly the wheels have fallen off?

Moron!

:

KILL FOR COLLINGWOOD

WhyPhilWhy? · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:57 am

A sustained boo when that ridiculous 'sticky moments' promo appears on the scoreboard screen should do the trick.

I mean, if Barnes actually spread honey on his palms, he would never be able to get his hand off his....... never mind.....

"I am disrespectful to scum! Can you see I am serious!"

clokeforever34 · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 6:12 am

every week he says the same thing "the pies have run out of legs" and every week we prove the dickhead wrong.I was happy when Huddo finally said something about it and that it was affecting his tipping.

"my religion is footy and my church is collingwood"

PeterWH · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 7:05 am

Sounds like Ray Thomas here is Sydney,,,id predicting that the Kangas will thump the PIES and send them rolling out of the top 8....Christ along way to go for that and June is nearly over?????
We have some real good footy 'EXPERTS'(ex...unknown quantity,spert....drip under pressure) around at present....1/2 of them would even know what the SHERIDAN looked like.

PeterWH
PIES FOR PREMIERS 2002

cobood · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:06 pm

Peter.... wots a sheridan??....

BE LOUD...BE PROUD
(September.... we WILL be there)

London Dave · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:34 pm

It was the name of a stand at the SCG a few years back, got torn down.....maybe Peter has been out in the Sydney sun a little too long!

cobood · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 6:31 pm

Thanks for the info LD...

BE LOUD...BE PROUD
(September.... we WILL be there)

Presti35 · Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 4:52 pm

Wonder what The Turd's got to say now?!

Who loves ya Presti?
WE DO!
Lets Go Elvis Preslygiacomo

Black_White · Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:08 am

Barnes did the "special" comments on the ABC broadcast of Sat's match.
He blatently barracked and coached the Poos and you could hear him put the Pies down every chance he got.
Funny though that at half time, with us 2 points down, he actually predicted a Pie win!
After the game he apologised to all Magpie supporters for not giving them more credit throughout the year.
I think he knows that we are now a force, but his own inbuilt hatred of us prevents him from openly admitting it.

-Craig

Joel · Joined: 23 Mar 1999 Location: Mornington Peninsula

I'm sure he meant Sherrin. Give him the benefit of the doubt.

JDF

tessa · Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:46 am

Oh he can`t be all bad he was on with the girls last night (livin with).Listed his favorate TV show as the Simpsons and OZ a great real life prison show on Optus 8.From what l hear he needs both hands covered in honey to get a hold of his ....!He is playin a role on Foxtel thats all and he has everyone talkin so he is doin a good job.

Tessa (pmm)

paulie · Joined: 26 Feb 2002 Location: victoria

No I'm sorry he is just crap pure and simple.Sam Newman plays a role but at the end of the day when he is being serious he knows a hell of alot about the game.Barnes knows about Ruck work/following.But some of his comments on Fox are just plain embarassingand I don't just mean what he says about the Pies.His overall comments about players are usually one or two seasons off the mark.He just seems to live in a ver scary world of Red and Black!!!