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Piethagoras' Theorem 
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
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| RENT THIS SPACE wrote: | The Pied Currawong (Stepera Graculina) or the Grey Currawong (Stepera Versicolor) both fit the bill.
The Pied has small white flashes on the wings but the Grey does not.
If it's neither of these it's probably a penguin. |
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watt price tully 
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A man walks into a public toilet in Northern Israel.
A few minutes later the man comes running-out screaming that a snake has bitten his penis.
His friend doesn't know what to do (they are in the middle of no-where) but he has an I pad and does a quick search.
"Hmmm" he says "I have some good news and some bad news".
"Give me the good news first"
The good news is the snake is highly venomous but if the poison is sucked out straight away you'll be fine".
"So what's the bad news?" the bitten man gasps.
"The bad news is your going to die". |
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watt price tully
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| RENT THIS SPACE wrote: | A man walks into a public toilet in Northern Israel.
A few minutes later the man comes running-out screaming that a snake has bitten his penis.
His friend doesn't know what to do (they are in the middle of no-where) but he has an I pad and does a quick search.
"Hmmm" he says "I have some good news and some bad news".
"Give me the good news first"
The good news is the snake is highly venomous but if the poison is sucked out straight away you'll be fine".
"So what's the bad news?" the bitten man gasps.
"The bad news is your going to die". |
 Adaptation of an old joke!!!
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luvdids 
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I still don't understand how we (Australia) have arrived at a place where we think Tony Abbott is suitable to be the next Prime Minister.
Really??
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Morrigu 
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| luvdids wrote: | I still don't understand how we (Australia) have arrived at a place where we think Tony Abbott is suitable to be the next Prime Minister.
Really??
Really?? |
Ain't that the truth !
Thought lobotomies were a thing of the past - obviously not - beam me up Scotty 
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Piethagoras' Theorem
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
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Driving home from work today and drove straight past my house. Didn't realise until I was about 2 blocks away. Zoned out or what?  
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That we paid for 700 Police Officers to storm various bikie dens for a very minor result of 2 arrests for a few minor things and 4 guns 1 crossbow 1 sword and a small about of illegal drugs.
The Media lapped it up like the lap dogs they are and no doubt most reading this don't see any problem with such a waste of resources for a PR stunt. |
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luvdids
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| 1061 wrote: | That we paid for 700 Police Officers to storm various bikie dens for a very minor result of 2 arrests for a few minor things and 4 guns 1 crossbow 1 sword and a small about of illegal drugs.
The Media lapped it up like the lap dogs they are and no doubt most reading this don't see any problem with such a waste of resources for a PR stunt. |
Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm glad those 4 guns are off the street. |
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think positive 
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| luvdids wrote: | | 1061 wrote: | That we paid for 700 Police Officers to storm various bikie dens for a very minor result of 2 arrests for a few minor things and 4 guns 1 crossbow 1 sword and a small about of illegal drugs.
The Media lapped it up like the lap dogs they are and no doubt most reading this don't see any problem with such a waste of resources for a PR stunt. |
Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm glad those 4 guns are off the street. |
And the morons who had them. Not to mention the illegal drugs. And the cross bow. Oh and then there is the sword. I vaguely remember a couple of guys getting cut up with one and tossed in the Yarra.
Better than the cops protecting a future maccas no one wants. But then those workers deserve protection too.
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David
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| luvdids wrote: | | 1061 wrote: | That we paid for 700 Police Officers to storm various bikie dens for a very minor result of 2 arrests for a few minor things and 4 guns 1 crossbow 1 sword and a small about of illegal drugs.
The Media lapped it up like the lap dogs they are and no doubt most reading this don't see any problem with such a waste of resources for a PR stunt. |
Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm glad those 4 guns are off the street. |
I agree. Better than nothing.
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1061
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Watching the news tonight and the cops went back at them to collect a Truck using the Army to tow the truck when AAA heavy towing are just 1 minute away.
This is going to get interesting. |
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David
I dare you to try
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Political lesbianism.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2009/jan/30/women-gayrights
I should note that this is an extraordinarily extreme viewpoint and not one shared by many radical feminists (let alone feminists in general), but it does have its prominent supporters (including Sheila Jeffreys, gender politics lecturer at University of Melbourne). Honestly, words fail me.
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Wokko 
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| David wrote: | Political lesbianism.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2009/jan/30/women-gayrights
I should note that this is an extraordinarily extreme viewpoint and not one shared by many radical feminists (let alone feminists in general), but it does have its prominent supporters (including Sheila Jeffreys, gender politics lecturer at University of Melbourne). Honestly, words fail me. |
Standard fare. Totally diminishes mens role in society.
| Quote: | | I was also struck by the drudgery on display. While men were out drinking, embarking on fishing trips and generally enjoying their freedom, women were stuck cooking for them, cleaning for them, and running around after children. |
Not even in passing does it mention the men working 40+ hour weeks to provide the housing and food she and the other women used or the men missing out on seeing their children grow up due to being too tired in the evenings and leaving too early. How dare they take time off from being walking wallets to drink or fish, damn oppressors.
I've both worked and looked after a child full time... I'll take the house role thanks, kids are fun and housework is 'meh' but finished in about 4 hours tops. Would've been even better to have someone around to pay for shit too.
Radical Feminism - Middle class women's struggle against the tyranny of boredom.
The 'all sex is violence' thing is just insanity. Women want it too, probably more and always have. Sure long term with the same partner is more difficult (boring) for women it seems, but really, rape is NOT everywhere.
Anyway, thanks for the rage before bed David, nothing rustles my jimmies like radical feminism. |
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think positive
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Let me guess your about 60?
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