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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
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Zakal wrote: | Where i would start to get worried would be if i started seeing cars driving around with the flag attached to their aerial or something.
Although maybe its just me cos i dont really like OTT celebrations of anything (christmas, easter, heres looking at you)....well, except a Pies flag of course. hehehe |
that's the thing, i saw cars with flags attached to little masts clipped onto the top of the roof where the window meets.
i am no less passionate about australia and being australian but i choose not to be so overt.
i expect more and more of this as the years go by and our historical ties become even more diluted. interestingly and somewhat contradictory, anzac day is enjoying a greater prominence - is this because of the increase in wanting to showcase national pride or an acknowledgment of the passing of our links to the event? _________________ Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle. |
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Proud Pies
Joined: 22 Feb 2003 Location: Knox-ish
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now Jock, don't get me started on Anzac Day......it's VERY precious to me. _________________ Jacqui © Proud Pies 2003 and beyond |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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There was a play I read in high school about Anzac Day. "One day of the year" I think it was called. About a young guy who hated Anzac day because he thought it glorified war and was just an excuse for a bunch of old farts to gett p1ssed. Gradually, and by the end, he came to understand. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Proud Pies
Joined: 22 Feb 2003 Location: Knox-ish
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http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/01/25/1201157638208.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
How do you tell if you are a true Aussie?
Richard Glover
January 26, 2008
'You know you're an Aussie if ? you are secretly proud of our killer wildlife'
TODAY you'll probably want to party, celebrating all the things that make us unique. But how do you tell if you are a true Aussie? Here are my 43 top ways to tell if you're a local.
You know you're Australian if …
1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".
2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.
7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".
11. You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional.
12. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."
13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
14. You call your best friend "a total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a bastard".
15. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
18. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".
19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.
20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.
22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.
23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.
24. You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u".
25. You wear ugh boots outside the house.
26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.
27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.
28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
29. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.
30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
31. You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".
32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.
34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies".
35. You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".
36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
37. You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.
38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.
39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.
41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.
42. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber".
43. And you will immediately forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand.
Happy Australia Day. _________________ Jacqui © Proud Pies 2003 and beyond |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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I don't make up my mind right away. I understand your meaning. How about this one: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid. "The question is: what is the meaning of life? |
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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the best way to teach a foreigner to sound like an aussie and say 'owareyagoin'?' is to get them to say 'air gun'.
yacannahandamanagrandaspanna. _________________ Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle. |
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Zakal
One Game, One Club, One Jumper
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Jock McPie wrote: | Zakal wrote: | Where i would start to get worried would be if i started seeing cars driving around with the flag attached to their aerial or something.
Although maybe its just me cos i dont really like OTT celebrations of anything (christmas, easter, heres looking at you)....well, except a Pies flag of course. hehehe |
that's the thing, i saw cars with flags attached to little masts clipped onto the top of the roof where the window meets.
i am no less passionate about australia and being australian but i choose not to be so overt.
i expect more and more of this as the years go by and our historical ties become even more diluted. interestingly and somewhat contradictory, anzac day is enjoying a greater prominence - is this because of the increase in wanting to showcase national pride or an acknowledgment of the passing of our links to the event? |
Yeah but it was Australia Day. As long as everyone puts them back in their cupboards for another year, im happy. hehe.
What do you mean by our historical ties? The reserved English vs the overt American?
...and i use the word 'overt' because im being kind. hehe |
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
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^ links to britain, the 'muvva country'. _________________ Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle. |
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joffa corfe
PREMIERS 2010
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And one drunken smart arse youth told the world via television whilst draped in an Aussie flag..Its apropiate to get shit faced on Australia day and fight the authorities ( The Police )
And many will argue this country has no problem with alcohol abuse! _________________ Football is Greatness
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Zakal
One Game, One Club, One Jumper
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well the thing about alco....oops...wrong thread. |
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Proud Pies
Joined: 22 Feb 2003 Location: Knox-ish
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and i'm sick of second hand smoke! _________________ Jacqui © Proud Pies 2003 and beyond |
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joffa corfe
PREMIERS 2010
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Zakal wrote: | well the thing about alco....oops...wrong thread. |
Im on a crusade to stop the rot, get ready folks..first stop.. local member of Parliament.
This shit is killing our young and all we do is sit back and mix words..not good enough folks. _________________ Football is Greatness
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eddiesmith
Lets get ready to Rumble
Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Location: Lexus Centre
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Smoking is definately worse... |
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joffa corfe
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eddiesmith wrote: | Smoking is definately worse... |
I agree.
I think for a start we should have on all alcohol products stats and information on what a social killer it really is, then we can proceed with photographs of our children dead in the streets from alcohol fuelled violence, Parants at accident scenes, Battered children etc etc
Im a roll folks!! _________________ Football is Greatness
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Zakal
One Game, One Club, One Jumper
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While we're at it can we stop selling cars with metallic paint jobs, they should only be sold with road accident victims painted down the side.
And beaches cluttered with photos of people with skin cancer.
Every food outlet in the country should show pictures of the #1 killer in Australia, obesity.
So dead people on cars, cancers on beaches, and fat people in restaurants.
...thats the kind of society i would like to live in.
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