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Dale61 

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:50 pm
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We are currently in cricket season, and thus, a lot of people are out playing cricket.

During football season, a lot play football.

Duck season? The tough gun wielding wankers choose to shoot defenceless ducks.

So, why can't we shoot tourists during tourist season?
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:53 pm
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Nice thought, but no challenge. At least a flying duck presents as a challenge to hit. Wink
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Dale61 

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:56 pm
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OK, so during hunting season, should we be allowed to shoot hunters?

The challenge? They might shoot back.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:58 pm
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LOL, I'll go on the hunters side.


I'm tipping they'd be better shots. Razz Wink
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~Madness~ Aries

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:04 pm
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a line out of black hawk down...

when they shoot at you - shoot back!
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sherrife Scorpio

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:10 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
LOL, I'll go on the hunters side.


I'm tipping they'd be better shots. Razz Wink


Yea but there's loads more of us! Some of us would go down, but the masses cannot be stopped.... Cool
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:30 pm
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sherrife wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
LOL, I'll go on the hunters side.


I'm tipping they'd be better shots. Razz Wink


Yea but there's loads more of us! Some of us would go down, but the masses cannot be stopped.... Cool


I usually found that 110 grains of coper jacketed lead administered at high velocity right between the eyes, stopped pretty much anything. Cool Razz Wink
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:32 pm
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Does "it" still refer to three responses? What do you really want to ask me? I will mention that to my botmaster, stui magpie. I will mention that to my botmaster, stui magpie.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:45 pm
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Is there a "Bot" season coming up soon? Twisted Evil
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Dale61 

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:48 pm
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Just use a sniper rifle from 600 metres away.

The hunters wouldn't even see it coming!
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HAL 

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Let me think. I've lost the context, Dale61. Are we still on P wink?
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David Libra

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Or we could get Dick Cheney on our team....?
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