Joffa's Anzac Day Speech

[Mike]

Here's a collector's item for you.

Joffa's Anzac Day Address given at the Cricketer's before the Essenscum thrashing.

This rare collectable item has passed through many hands, but has ended up on my desk(top).

I present it here for your appreciation.

[JLC]

Joffa i guess you are a great improviser cause i dont see the letters JLC anywhere written in that speech!!!!!!!!



I am the game, you don't wanna play me
I am control, no way you can change me
I am have heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I am the pain, and I know you can't take me

Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun
I am the game, and I make the rules
So move on out, and you can die like a fool
Play the game, you're gonna be the same
You're gonna change your name, you're gonna die in flames
Hahahahaha
Time to play the game!

[magpie joffa]

'WOW' Thats pretty funny reading that now!

I only wrote it down because i knew channel 9 were going to film the speech, i wrote down some of the things i wanted to say and would rely on my add libbing to run with the rest, if i ever get to see the whole speech on tape it will be completely different to what was written down on paper, actually it was pretty funny because as i stood up on the table i got this guy to stand in front of me to hold the piece of paper in a position( out of camera view) in where i could glance at it when needed but the


bugger kept walkin away, it was then i realised im gonna have to
add as i go along and i thought considering the circumstances
it went pretty well.
Actually reading that stuff written down the speech would only go for 10 seconds when infact i reckon the whole thing probably went for 8 minutes.


1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life !.............................http://www.mp3.com/joffa

[This message has been edited by magpie joffa (edited 07 May 2002).]

[London Dave]

Shoulda borrowed Ed's autocue Joffa!

[Black_White]

Has it been broadcast yet? And if not where and whaen do we expect it to be?

Thanks
-Craig

[stik35]

Wow Joffa, that speech gave me goose bumps.
I wish I could have heard it.
How true it turned out to be.
Julee

[foxy]

haha it was a great speech. and a bloody great day! i'll never forget it.

[paulie]

It was an amazing day for sure.Young ladies were chatting me up just because i might have been in the Cheer Squad!!!! At that stage I knew it was time to go home. As the after match celebrations were finshed for me.