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Proud Pies Aquarius



Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Location: Knox-ish
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:19 pm
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Biker's penis hit by lightning

September 25, 2007 11:12am
Article from: NEWS.com.au


AN Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22478633-13762,00.html
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Dark Lord Capricorn

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:34 pm
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Great Balls of Fire!
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The Prototype Virgo

Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.


Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:47 pm
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Tess wrote:
Imagine if it glows in the dark now.......


"Look ma, he's got a glow worm in his pants!"

...or he could have radioactive semen.
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stui magpie Gemini

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:28 pm
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Could have a new way to give a lady a perm. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:29 pm
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Don't let me keep you from it.
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The Prototype Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:27 pm
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Oh A perm...... I must get new glasses.


"Oh is that hair gel?"
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:04 pm
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Just plug it in and BANG, instant curly hair.
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skaman Taurus

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Joined: 01 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:07 am
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Geeeez he was stiff!.........or hasnt that been confirmed yet?
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