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5150 Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:13 pm
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Pack of miseable bastards you all are, no one's been happy?

Having a night in tonight, but ive been having a blast. Went to Fremont st last night in downtown old las vegas. Sensory overload. The Strip is wow enough the first few times but Fremont st at night is the strip on roids and acid. Take a blindfold if you take the kids.

This arvo I did a chopper flight out to and down into the grand canyon. Bloody brilliant. Only slight downside was because it was a very cloudy day we didn't get to see the sun picking out all the different colours in the rocks. But still bloody brilliant. Sitting up front in the chopper next to the passenger door I was happy as a dog with 2 dicks.

Ive done a lot of walking and sightseeing, not a lot of laying round relaxing but my liver is about to take out a restraining order as are the bathroom scales.

Ive really enjoyed my time here, got the 2 nights and best part of 3 days to go. Fly out Thursday night vegas time and hit home Saturday moring.

Tomorrow night im going to see a show for my last night here. Got a ticket to Absinthe at Caesars palace. Google it. Should be a hoot.


How did you find the hookers?

They leave calling cards all over Vegas don't they?

Surely you dabbled.


What's a hooker?
Is that a card game at Vegas?
How do you dabble on it?
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:04 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Pack of miseable bastards you all are, no one's been happy?

Having a night in tonight, but ive been having a blast. Went to Fremont st last night in downtown old las vegas. Sensory overload. The Strip is wow enough the first few times but Fremont st at night is the strip on roids and acid. Take a blindfold if you take the kids.

This arvo I did a chopper flight out to and down into the grand canyon. Bloody brilliant. Only slight downside was because it was a very cloudy day we didn't get to see the sun picking out all the different colours in the rocks. But still bloody brilliant. Sitting up front in the chopper next to the passenger door I was happy as a dog with 2 dicks.

Ive done a lot of walking and sightseeing, not a lot of laying round relaxing but my liver is about to take out a restraining order as are the bathroom scales.

Ive really enjoyed my time here, got the 2 nights and best part of 3 days to go. Fly out Thursday night vegas time and hit home Saturday moring.

Tomorrow night im going to see a show for my last night here. Got a ticket to Absinthe at Caesars palace. Google it. Should be a hoot.


How did you find the hookers?

They leave calling cards all over Vegas don't they?

Surely you dabbled.


What's a hooker?
Is that a card game at Vegas?
How do you dabble on it?


It's similar to gambling in that you pay a lot of money to only get screwed at the end.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:09 am
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stui magpie wrote:
Pack of miseable bastards you all are, no one's been happy?

Having a night in tonight, but ive been having a blast. Went to Fremont st last night in downtown old las vegas. Sensory overload. The Strip is wow enough the first few times but Fremont st at night is the strip on roids and acid. Take a blindfold if you take the kids.

This arvo I did a chopper flight out to and down into the grand canyon. Bloody brilliant. Only slight downside was because it was a very cloudy day we didn't get to see the sun picking out all the different colours in the rocks. But still bloody brilliant. Sitting up front in the chopper next to the passenger door I was happy as a dog with 2 dicks.

Ive done a lot of walking and sightseeing, not a lot of laying round relaxing but my liver is about to take out a restraining order as are the bathroom scales.

Ive really enjoyed my time here, got the 2 nights and best part of 3 days to go. Fly out Thursday night vegas time and hit home Saturday moring.

Tomorrow night im going to see a show for my last night here. Got a ticket to Absinthe at Caesars palace. Google it. Should be a hoot.

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It's cold, sometimes wet, windy,
Richmond kicked our butts,
Geeeefrickemlong probably will too
No holiday in coowee,
And seeing all your lovely holiday pics!
Nup not happy


Oh yeah, don't you love that Yankee drawl! I miss it! It's always weird landing back in oz and people sound strange! Have a b52 for me, I'd kill for one! Cheers

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:26 am
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swoop42 wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Pack of miseable bastards you all are, no one's been happy?

Having a night in tonight, but ive been having a blast. Went to Fremont st last night in downtown old las vegas. Sensory overload. The Strip is wow enough the first few times but Fremont st at night is the strip on roids and acid. Take a blindfold if you take the kids.

This arvo I did a chopper flight out to and down into the grand canyon. Bloody brilliant. Only slight downside was because it was a very cloudy day we didn't get to see the sun picking out all the different colours in the rocks. But still bloody brilliant. Sitting up front in the chopper next to the passenger door I was happy as a dog with 2 dicks.

Ive done a lot of walking and sightseeing, not a lot of laying round relaxing but my liver is about to take out a restraining order as are the bathroom scales.

Ive really enjoyed my time here, got the 2 nights and best part of 3 days to go. Fly out Thursday night vegas time and hit home Saturday moring.

Tomorrow night im going to see a show for my last night here. Got a ticket to Absinthe at Caesars palace. Google it. Should be a hoot.


How did you find the hookers?

They leave calling cards all over Vegas don't they?

Surely you dabbled.


They hand out cards all over the place. Take em for a giggle if you like but dont even think of calling the number on one. Prostitution is actually illegal in Clark county, if you call up one of those cards you're basically going to get ripped off bad. I did some research before I came here.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:41 am
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stui magpie wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Pack of miseable bastards you all are, no one's been happy?

Having a night in tonight, but ive been having a blast. Went to Fremont st last night in downtown old las vegas. Sensory overload. The Strip is wow enough the first few times but Fremont st at night is the strip on roids and acid. Take a blindfold if you take the kids.

This arvo I did a chopper flight out to and down into the grand canyon. Bloody brilliant. Only slight downside was because it was a very cloudy day we didn't get to see the sun picking out all the different colours in the rocks. But still bloody brilliant. Sitting up front in the chopper next to the passenger door I was happy as a dog with 2 dicks.

Ive done a lot of walking and sightseeing, not a lot of laying round relaxing but my liver is about to take out a restraining order as are the bathroom scales.

Ive really enjoyed my time here, got the 2 nights and best part of 3 days to go. Fly out Thursday night vegas time and hit home Saturday moring.

Tomorrow night im going to see a show for my last night here. Got a ticket to Absinthe at Caesars palace. Google it. Should be a hoot.


How did you find the hookers?

They leave calling cards all over Vegas don't they?

Surely you dabbled.


They hand out cards all over the place. Take em for a giggle if you like but dont even think of calling the number on one. Prostitution is actually illegal in Clark county, if you call up one of those cards you're basically going to get ripped off bad. I did some research before I came here.


of course you did. Laughing

to be fair, i did a good amount of research before i went to bangkok. stood me stead it did.

looks like you're having a stellar trip.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:43 am
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:17 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Pack of miseable bastards you all are, no one's been happy?

Having a night in tonight, but ive been having a blast. Went to Fremont st last night in downtown old las vegas. Sensory overload. The Strip is wow enough the first few times but Fremont st at night is the strip on roids and acid. Take a blindfold if you take the kids.

This arvo I did a chopper flight out to and down into the grand canyon. Bloody brilliant. Only slight downside was because it was a very cloudy day we didn't get to see the sun picking out all the different colours in the rocks. But still bloody brilliant. Sitting up front in the chopper next to the passenger door I was happy as a dog with 2 dicks.

Ive done a lot of walking and sightseeing, not a lot of laying round relaxing but my liver is about to take out a restraining order as are the bathroom scales.

Ive really enjoyed my time here, got the 2 nights and best part of 3 days to go. Fly out Thursday night vegas time and hit home Saturday moring.

Tomorrow night im going to see a show for my last night here. Got a ticket to Absinthe at Caesars palace. Google it. Should be a hoot.


How did you find the hookers?

They leave calling cards all over Vegas don't they?

Surely you dabbled.


They hand out cards all over the place. Take em for a giggle if you like but dont even think of calling the number on one. Prostitution is actually illegal in Clark county, if you call up one of those cards you're basically going to get ripped off bad. I did some research before I came here.


Ripped off how?

I would have thought prostitution was big business in Vegas.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:45 pm
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Ripped of how?

Ok. You call one of those numbers and you just bought her to arrive at your room and you're obliged to pay that fee. For that you're guaranteed nada else. She's there. So now you talk but be very careful how you talk because the cops actually have entrapment squads and the working ladies are wary as of talking details.

So if you actually get a girl in your room and agree to hand over some hard earned all you are buying is her time. Any thing else that happens is not part of the bargain. So you hand over $300, she starts to get undressed then suddenly checks her phone and says her (insert excuse here) needs her, so she dresses and leaves with your coin and you have zero redress. Just blue balls and a slimmer wallet. Hookers are easy to find, just don't even think about using the cards. Google is your friend, if you're going to vegas and you dont want to chance your luck picking one out in the casino or just outside there's websites the escorts use. Or just get on twitter and start searching.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:16 pm
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Thanks for reminding me of what I didn't like about Vegas!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 9:20 am
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Collingwood

Thank you so much,

Never again will I have to see sj smirk on a footy field.
How many more of those sniverling, scanky, insufferable, arrogant, shithead, mongrel, dohpgshit, dastardly, gluttonest, pricks will retire?

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Bartel, Johnson, Mackie, Stokes, Enright and Kelly could all be gone by the end of the season!

I would be surprised to see all of them go in one hit but I think none of them will be there when 2017 rolls around.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 5:31 pm
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18 year olds footy team won their grand final today.

Finished 3rd on the ladder, won semi by 91 points, won prelim by 42 points (beat the top placed team).
Up against the 2nd placed team who were taller and better skilled overall but we have some good runners and the big ground - Trevor Barker oval - suited them. Was good for both teams to play on such a good surface compared to some of the cow paddocks they are used to.
Win set up by a 5 goal first quarter and the opposition couldn't catch up.

18 year old played well against taller opponents and his kicking out was great despite the heckling of opposition supporters - in this case the 'Ranga' had the last laugh.
He has also been asked to play down at De La Salle next season, which he is really happy about.

Looking foward to a celebratory drink at the clubrooms tonight!

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Good stuff. Enjoy.

For me, my luggage arrived. Very Happy Did the tour from LA to Sydney and down to Melbourne without me. It was like Christmas opening it up, all the presents, got my Fat Tuesday margherita cup, my Chex Mix, my Ricks restorations cut off denim shirt, the Calvin Klein handbag I got for the daughter, the sons DC's, al the stuff.

Happy as a dog with 2 dicks. If it was hot outside as well the world would be perfect.

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I got paid to do STJFL photos yesterday, went from there to Pontville and did more Glenorchy winning 3 out of the four games they were in. I also got offered to join the Lindisfarne Cricket Club.

Seems those that are seeing my photos of Facebook think they are 'great' was talking to a few Glenorchy Junior Footy Club people yesterday. Some kid from New Norfolk knew of my work as well.

I am also glad Richard got his gear back, not sure how I went with his gear.

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