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stui magpie 
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You're right. Skip the parsley. 
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think positive 
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| David wrote: | | 3.14159 wrote: | The stayed a weekend with you so off course you know what I'm talking about.
Btw, I hope your bottle openers came with operating manuals!
Btw2.
If I ever feel the need to sink my teeth into a delicious mung bean and kale bake you'll be the second person I call! (after I dial 000). |
We actually had a kale and sweet potato soup last night. What have we become? |
Yum.
You know kale is a super food?
Kale chips are great, lots of spices, bake with a spray of coconut oil or olive oil.
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David
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| 3.14159 wrote: | We are what we eat so I guess that makes you both indigestible Greens that sitting watching movies on couch's and exchange little kisses every-time Jimmy Stewart says "Merry" and/or "Mary".
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Barb bought a bunch of kale from the Talbot farmers market last sundae.
It's sitting on shelf turning a very nice shade of yellow (nice because it means I can throw it on the compost heap first thing tomorrow morning.
Hey ho Dave, an easy pop quiz for you..
What film is this quote from? |
Apocalypse Now?!
That has Jimmy Stooart in it doesn't it? Or am I confusing it with It's a Wonderful Loife?
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3.14159 
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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Hey Jo!
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "Kale" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and ; egg "Kale"bacon and "Kale"; egg bacon sausage and kale; kale bacon sausage and kale; kale egg kale kale bacon and "Kale"; "Kale" sausage "Kale" "Kale" bacon "Kale" tomato and "Kale";
Vikings: "Kale kale kale"
Waitress: ...Kale kale kale egg and Kale kale kale Kale kale kale kale baked beans Kale kale kale...
Vikings: Kale! Lovely Kale! Lovely Kale!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and kale.
Wife: Have you got anything without kale?
Waitress: Well, there's kale egg sausage and kale, that's not got much kale in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY kale!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon kale and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got kale in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much kale in it as kale egg sausage and kale, has it?
Vikings: Kale Kale Kale Kale.. (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon kale and sausage without the kale then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like kale!
Vikings: Lovely Kale! Wonderful !Kale
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely Kale! Wonderful Kale!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon kale and sausage without the kale.
Wife: I don't like kale!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your kale. I love it. I'm having kale kale kale kale kale kale kale beaked beans kale and kale!
Vikings: Kale kale. Lovely Kale! Wonderful Kale!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her kale instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean kale kale kale kale kale kale kale... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Kale. Lovely kale! Wonderful kale! Kale kal-l-l-l-e Kale ka-a-a-a-a-le kale. Lovely kale! Lovely kale! Lovely kale! Lovely kale! Lovely kale! Kale kale kale!
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stui magpie
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Henry the 8th had it covered as far as quickie divorces go.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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3.14159
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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| David wrote: | | 3.14159 wrote: |
Hey ho Dave, an easy pop quiz for you..
What film is this quote from? |
Apocalypse Now?!
That has Jimmy Stooart in it doesn't it? Or am I confusing it with It's a Wonderful Loife? |
It's worse than I thought.
All that kale and sweet suds is turning your brain to mush.
Eat some red meat... then watch this clip from a Stanley Kubrick classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE |
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think positive
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Spa was a bit hot, so I had a quick dip in the pool, (not all the way under, waist deep!) then back to broil, so good I did it again!
And I still can't quite believe I did it!
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
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| 3.14159 wrote: | | David wrote: | | 3.14159 wrote: |
Hey ho Dave, an easy pop quiz for you..
What film is this quote from? |
Apocalypse Now?!
That has Jimmy Stooart in it doesn't it? Or am I confusing it with It's a Wonderful Loife? |
It's worse than I thought.
All that kale and sweet suds is turning your brain to mush.
Eat some red meat... then watch this clip from a Stanley Kubrick classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE |
Me not so horny, but me type in VPT long time!
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3.14159
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| Lad, it's time you me had a talk. |
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Big T
Joined: 18 Oct 2003
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Watched taxi driver on the plane. Great movie.
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think positive
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| Big T wrote: | | Watched taxi driver on the plane. Great movie. |
Not conair!
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think positive
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Posting on nicks is better than looking out the widescreen with junior driving
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Dark Beanie
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Location: A galaxy far, far away.
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Did a 25km bike ride today.
Into the city and back. Haven't done a full ride for quite some time, crappy weather, no time and hip & knee problems.
Good to get back the bike again, apart from the head winds!
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3.14159
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| think positive wrote: | | Posting on nicks is better than looking out the widescreen with junior driving |
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not so sure posting on Nick's is less nerve wracking than sitting next to Junior but if it works for you go with it.
Personally the missus says burying her head in her hands while I'm driving is better than actually contemptlating what could happen to her with me driving and actually watching traffic coming towards us with 3 behind the wheel,... but then again she has never posted on Nick's.
Xx
p.s Jo you'll love this ...
bugger it Im tired it'll take a while to write so I'll do it tomorrow, I've had a long day, I promise it is a cracker and it is about driving into Daylesford on slippery mountain road with about a dozen cars ( 1 or 3 ) getting angry behind a beaten up olde Holden Rodeo (Isusu made really) who apparently isn't in enough of a hurry for there liking.
It's a cracker
Have a read, it'll be here in a day or so... |
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