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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 6:08 pm
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pietillidie wrote:
Hope it works out, Stui.

I had a dream that you and Wokko walked back with me to a pub to get my jumper after a big night out. You were tall as I know you are, and Wokko had dark brown curly hair.

Fortunately, the dream ended before you chained the concrete blocks to me and threw me in the Yarra Very Happy


I once had dark brown curly hair, but it's gone grey long ago (only 36, blame my Nana who went grey at 16), and I tend to buzz cut it these days. Had a beard there for a while too if that helps the mental image.

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Laughing

Also wouldn't throw you in the river, maybe tie you up and force you to listen to an Atlas Shrugged audio book read by Ron Paul (if such a thing existed, I'd buy it for myself!) Laughing[/img]
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stui magpie Gemini

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.


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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 8:28 pm
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King Monkey wrote:
pietillidie wrote:
Hope it works out, Stui.

I had a dream that you and Wokko walked back with me to a pub to get my jumper after a big night out. You were tall as I know you are, and Wokko had dark brown curly hair.

Fortunately, the dream ended before you chained the concrete blocks to me and threw me in the Yarra Very Happy


I don't think anyone wants to drown you - maybe just cut off your tongue and/or typing fingers....... Cool


Can we do all three? Razz

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 8:29 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
Tannin wrote:
Be careful. Be very careful. What if she turns out to be your sister?


It's a possibility.


Allowing for the beer goggles effect and some of the other wildlife around, it's entirely possible.

Great photo of your mum there BTW. Razz

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Morrigu Capricorn



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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 9:38 pm
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Last day in Australia tomorrow for a few weeks Cool

Could have done without the silverback at Melb Zoo behaving badly - although I have reassured mum that now having finally shaven the hairy legs the gorillas will not find me attractive - hopefully!

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 11:18 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
King Monkey wrote:
pietillidie wrote:
Hope it works out, Stui.

I had a dream that you and Wokko walked back with me to a pub to get my jumper after a big night out. You were tall as I know you are, and Wokko had dark brown curly hair.

Fortunately, the dream ended before you chained the concrete blocks to me and threw me in the Yarra Very Happy


I don't think anyone wants to drown you - maybe just cut off your tongue and/or typing fingers....... Cool


Can we do all three? Razz


I'm in. Smile

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pietillidie 



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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:48 am
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^Hey, if you exercise your tongue like this, you too can impress in old age without chemical assistance!
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think positive Libra

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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 9:00 am
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Morrigu wrote:
Last day in Australia tomorrow for a few weeks Cool

Could have done without the silverback at Melb Zoo behaving badly - although I have reassured mum that now having finally shaven the hairy legs the gorillas will not find me attractive - hopefully!


Haha, enjoy xxxx

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 9:20 am
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stui magpie wrote:
King Monkey wrote:
pietillidie wrote:
Hope it works out, Stui.

I had a dream that you and Wokko walked back with me to a pub to get my jumper after a big night out. You were tall as I know you are, and Wokko had dark brown curly hair.

Fortunately, the dream ended before you chained the concrete blocks to me and threw me in the Yarra Very Happy


I don't think anyone wants to drown you - maybe just cut off your tongue and/or typing fingers....... Cool


Can we do all three? Razz


PTID is like Rasputin.

The bastard just wont die. Laughing

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 10:33 am
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All this killing and maiming shouldn't just go one way. I sometimes feel like strapping Stui to a board and forcing him to watch the 13-hour extended edition of Jacques Rivette's 1971 experimental film Out 1, "Clockwork Orange" style.

As for King Monkey, I'd make him listen to the MCG ground announcer on loop. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:30 am
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Hmm. I reckon Swoop needs to be tied up to a swivel chair inside a camouflaged space lined on all sides with one-way mirrors right in the middle of a once-deserted tropical island looking out on a dozen women shipwrecked without hope who have decided to give up and make good of their new life!
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:34 am
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Are you describing a torture method or Swoop heaven? Confused
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pietillidie 



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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:39 am
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^Whoops. Did I mention the skin-tight jeans?


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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 1:57 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
King Monkey wrote:
pietillidie wrote:
Hope it works out, Stui.

I had a dream that you and Wokko walked back with me to a pub to get my jumper after a big night out. You were tall as I know you are, and Wokko had dark brown curly hair.

Fortunately, the dream ended before you chained the concrete blocks to me and threw me in the Yarra Very Happy


I don't think anyone wants to drown you - maybe just cut off your tongue and/or typing fingers....... Cool


Can we do all three? Razz


PTID is like Rasputin.

The bastard just wont die. Laughing


if it bleeds you can kill it

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pietillidie 



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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 2:20 pm
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^Yes, but can you kill it Halal? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 3:31 pm
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i dont believe in Halal killing for animals, or people, but for vermin, ill allow it
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