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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:07 pm
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http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/08/21/1187462218754.html

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A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.



What's that song I don't like? Daniel Pouter; bad day? Shocked Embarassed Laughing
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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:25 pm
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so am i right in presuming that it was not in proportion to the rest of him?

good lord.
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magpiesgirl Aries

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:02 pm
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Still think my day was worse
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The Prototype Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:27 pm
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To think he was a just trying to lose his virginity.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:30 pm
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LOL, I can think of better ways to lose your virginity than doing it on stage in front of an audience with a vaccum cleaner.
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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:46 pm
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magpiesgirl wrote:
Still think my day was worse


c'mon tell us how your day could possibly be worse! our dwarf friend might disagree.

not that i have ever been in this little fella's situation but i suspect the biggest injury would be to his pride.
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stui magpie wrote:
LOL, I can think of better ways to lose your virginity than doing it on stage in front of an audience with a vaccum cleaner.


The guys a midget, he probably thought this was his last chance.
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