THE why we hate carlton THREAD

Black_White · Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:55 pm

Paulie!! I'm shocked!! hehe........

MagpieMad · Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:48 pm

LOL Pualie!

Greg J · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:43 am

... there are only Carlton fans because it is illegal to kill them.

Rule 1. Barrack for Collingwood
Rule 2. See rule 1.
Rule 3. There is no rule 3.

CARN DE PIES!
Greg J

Nick is RAD · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:02 am

Plese read a copy of the delightful email i sent to my cousin (the only carlton supporter in the family) on Monday :

oh, you poor thing, you've obviously been brain washed to beyond capable and logical thoughts.

I pity you.

It seems you have not been informed of the lateset news, CARLTON, my friend, are DEAD-LAST.

Yes thats right, LAST. Bottom of the pit, scum, wooden spoon contenders, lower than low, the lowest, the most pathetic, incapable of playing the mighty game, sloppy, ugly, wretched, dismal, sad, pitiful, weak, pathetically LAST!

Yes, thats right, they're USELESS.

I have a question for you, have you, like many of your fellow bandwagon supporters, thrown in your carlton membership?? Or, did you just not bother buying a membership, knowing that the 'good 'ol navy blues' cannot and will not perform. Afterall, they are "the team, that always lets you down"???

See-you at the 'G, Friday night, 7;40, would not miss this oportunity for the world!

GOOOOO PIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

--nick davis is the next best thing!!--

molloymagic · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:10 am

Many reasons but because they cheated in winning that grand final(I'm sure u all know the one, where was the ball out of bounds or wasn't it?). Hope I have the right team.

But mainly cos they have that arrogant,always smoking always drinking president Mr. Elliot.

C'mon Pies Just BEAT THEM!!

Jarrod Molloy RULES!!!!
*2002 Joint V.C*

paulie · Joined: 26 Feb 2002 Location: victoria

Wow Mollymagic you must be young if your not sure if you have the right team!Yes the ball was so far out it was seen in a que for Jam Donuts outside the ground when the filth tapped it back into play.

lones · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:12 pm

Why do I hate Carlton ?
Thats easy, Coz they are low life scum and It dosnt get any better than seeing them on the bottom of the ladder..lets hope it stays that way for the rest of the season..and the seson after that..and the season after that. err U get my point. Lets kick there "Filthy" asses tomorrow night,and laugh in there faces when we win..

CARN THE PIES !!!!!!

OHHHHHH the Ryan Lonie OHHHHHH the Ryan Lonie OHHHHHH the Ryan Lonie and thats what its all about

ed healey · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:39 pm

Because they are Carlscum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have nurtured a deep and abiding hatred since the early 60s and nothing ive seen since has changed that opinion.in fact its getting deeper by the year.
we owe them a wooden spoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its theirs and we must help them get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are toomany reasons to mention and i think ive put them all in here before anyway.

just let me say FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Em

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Hating the filth is genetic. No one else in my family follows footy. I came to follow the Mighty Pies as they are the best in the land.

There was no one to teach me to hate the filth I always just did. So I figure it must just be genetic. To prove this for once and for all I sent in a sample of my DNA to the local Pathology lab to get my DNA decoded. In part my DNA sequence was found to look like this:

acgttacgCARNTHEPIEScaggtCOLLINGWOODFOREVERtaccgtaIHATETHEFILTHaggtcgatta

This had the local pathology lab scratching their heads till I explained that I was a Pie.

Go Pies! You are doing us Proud.

Carol

May the Wings of the Magpie touch every corner of the Nation!

Rosewall Woman 3 · Joined: 17 Aug 2001 Location: Sunbury, Victoria

Ahh, Paulie, you have some serious issues!! All of which I love. They are Cartlon, they are scum, they are the worst of the worse, and as for their supporters... where are they. It just makes me feel a whole heap better having an outlet for all of my hate and anger... Carlton!!

It is gonna be a fantastic night tonight. The G is gonna rock!!

Go Pies

ramjet21 · Joined: 31 Mar 2002 Location: perth

thought eddie's reasons why he hates the filth from last night's footy show were perfect. pure scum........

MargOZ · Joined: 08 May 2001 Location: Vic, Australia

I also enjoyed hearing Eddie's "why I hate Carlton" story! Excellent! It was also funny hearing him call them "filth"!

As for me, it's probably similar to most others, I've always hated the Blues and always will! It really is true, that a win over them is almost as good as a finals win!

I'm counting down the minutes to the bounce of the ball tonight - I hope we bury them!

GO MIGHTY PIES!
Marg

molloymagic · Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 10:29 am

Hi Paulie,
I'm 25(born in '77).

Haven't seen many finals series in my young years so far but am looking forward to the years ahead*S*.

GO THE PIES

Jarrod Molloy RULES!!!!
*2002 Joint V.C*

Black_White · Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 1:06 pm

I reckon Ed must have been reading this thread.
i've never heard him call them the "filth" before, always "Caaaarrlton".
Couple that with his desire to tell why he hates them, show me anywhere that this type of discussion is occuring, and I think the prez has been cruising this board/thread.
Just my opinion, but I think it's to coincedental that he bought it up so soon after this discussion starting.
You there Ed?

-Craig