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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:11 am
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Worth a look:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnBooks:Employee_Manual

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one of my favourite internet sites this one.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:43 am
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If that's a legit manual, why isn't it written in SMS speak?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:39 am
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While we are on the subject of McDonalds, I have a name for their new hamburger;

The McObesity!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:17 am
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magpiesgirl Aries

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:54 am
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David that is the funniest thing I've read in so long!

Now to supress the memories coming back to me of my days as a Maccas chick...

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Syd_Magpies_Girl Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:18 am
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Their new burger should be called the McBland. Tasted like shite.

Ahhh such fond memories of me being a Macca's Crew Chief. How I DO NOT miss those days.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:41 am
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Lol, I don't actually mind the new burger. Though I put tomato sauce on it instead of the onion sauce, or whatever it is.

But yeah, it won't be going on the 'healthy choices' menu any time soon...

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Syd_Magpies_Girl Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:44 am
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What I don't get, is that it's Limited Time only, but they want people to make a name for it? What's the damn point!! They used to try and pull this bogus crap when I worked there. I felt stupid everytime a customer would come in, want to order something, then when they'd yell at one of my staff, I'd have to intervene and explain what the deal was.

Some customers took their favourite burgers really seriously. We had one guy throw a massive tantrum once!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:01 pm
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Dale61 wrote:
If that's a legit manual, why isn't it written in SMS speak?


Their employees only understand SMS speak, they are the SMS generation!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:29 pm
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Simone I thought it was going to be a permanent thing? But if you're right that is kind of strange. I think the only reason they're doing this is because the guys in Maccas Australia couldn't think of one themselves Laughing
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Dale61 wrote:
If that's a legit manual, why isn't it written in SMS speak?


Their employees only understand SMS speak, they are the SMS generation!

If only it wasn't true... Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:38 pm
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Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote:
Their new burger should be called the McBland. Tasted like shite.

Ahhh such fond memories of me being a Macca's Crew Chief. How I DO NOT miss those days.


McBland suits it so well!I was eating it for 3 hours after I first swallowed it Confused

I was a Crew Trainer then Manager there.Best decision I ever made was quitting!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:45 pm
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David, when I come to Canberra, I demand a free quarterpounder and I demand a diet coke.

It's probably just me but their diet coke and McDonalds is rancid.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:09 pm
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McDonalds are Cheap Skates
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:42 pm
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The Prototype wrote:
David, when I come to Canberra, I demand a free quarterpounder and I demand a diet coke.

It's probably just me but their diet coke and McDonalds is rancid.

Ha, I'd hook you up with some free stuff. Though, you'd prob be better off just paying and going to subway... I'd rather eat their stuff any day.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:01 pm
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Subway atleast slice some of their veggies each day unlike maccas,everything is done for ya or only needs water poured over it.
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