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Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:59 am
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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:57 am
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stui magpie wrote:
Tendonitis / tennis elbow.


David wrote:
Ouch! Sorry to hear that.

If it makes you feel any better, I still owe you $20. PM me your bank account details and it shall be yours.


You could use the $20 for a massage, probably one with a happy ending since if both elbows are buggered....well... you know. Embarassed Razz
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Laughing would have to be pretty rough for $20, wouldn't it? Not that I'm an expert on such things... Shocked
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I am surprised to hear that you are not he or she'm an expert on such things.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:09 pm
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luvdids wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Tendonitis / tennis elbow.


David wrote:
Ouch! Sorry to hear that.

If it makes you feel any better, I still owe you $20. PM me your bank account details and it shall be yours.


You could use the $20 for a massage, probably one with a happy ending since if both elbows are buggered....well... you know. Embarassed Razz


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:23 pm
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Laughing would have to be pretty rough for $20, wouldn't it? Not that I'm an expert on such things... Shocked


Yeah $50 minimum. Embarassed

Well for a female masseuse at least.

Laughing
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:56 pm
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ROFL.

My hands still work, if it was that painful I wouldn't have spent the weekend working in the yard and managing to bugger the left one by favouring the right (apparently)

I didn't know the shopping centre massage places gave happy endings. Shocked If it got that bad I could always get a couple of ribs removed and take up Yoga. Razz Wink

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stui magpie wrote:
ROFL.

My hands still work, if it was that painful I wouldn't have spent the weekend working in the yard and managing to bugger the left one by favouring the right (apparently)

I didn't know the shopping centre massage places gave happy endings. Shocked If it got that bad I could always get a couple of ribs removed and take up Yoga. Razz Wink


Bang yourself in the foot with a hammer & you won't remember the elbows at all.

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David wrote:
Laughing would have to be pretty rough for $20, wouldn't it? Not that I'm an expert on such things... Shocked


Yeah $50 minimum. Embarassed

Well for a female masseuse at least.

Laughing


If Proto and 5150's ice cream van is involved, $20 is overs. Really brings a whole new meaning to Golden Gaytime and Cornetto, I'll say that much. Just be thankful for the chloroform!

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David wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
David wrote:
Laughing would have to be pretty rough for $20, wouldn't it? Not that I'm an expert on such things... Shocked


Yeah $50 minimum. Embarassed

Well for a female masseuse at least.

Laughing


If Proto and 5150's ice cream van is involved, $20 is overs. Really brings a whole new meaning to Golden Gaytime and Cornetto, I'll say that much. Just be thankful for the chloroform!


And the cable ties.

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Oh. How about that. Is that among the best things you can say?
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David wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
David wrote:
Laughing would have to be pretty rough for $20, wouldn't it? Not that I'm an expert on such things... Shocked


Yeah $50 minimum. Embarassed

Well for a female masseuse at least.

Laughing


If Proto and 5150's ice cream van is involved, $20 is overs. Really brings a whole new meaning to Golden Gaytime and Cornetto, I'll say that much. Just be thankful for the chloroform!

Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Wonder what time zone Collingwood FC operate on....

Been trying to call since 9am on the dot & am still getting the 'you've called outside our opening hours which are 9 - 5".... it's now 5 past 9 Pies...

edit: finally got 'answered' (by the auto answer crap thing) after hitting redial over & over and am now on hold as 'all our consultants are currently busy'... I HAVE to have been the first person calling (so as to avoid sitting on hold) so how can they all be busy???? (4:42 minutes & counting).
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David wrote:
Laughing would have to be pretty rough for $20, wouldn't it? Not that I'm an expert on such things... Shocked


Easily done where I live.

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