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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:33 am
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stui magpie wrote:
Yep.

Geez I'm stiff this morning though.


Morning stiffy.

Those were the days.

Still it makes the morning pee far more easier with no lead weights required.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:58 pm
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people who are late. waiting waiting waiting

for a quote, do tradesmen ever show up on time? in the warehouse on my lonesome, its $£$%^%%$ cold, the traffic is building, and im fed up listing shit. guess I could try pole dancing. nah poles are to big,

bored bored bored

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:21 pm
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No one's bragging. That Viagra must have done a whole body jib.

Not to mention my left foot is starting to resemble the starting 5 for the Chicago Bulls. Must have kicked it against something or dropped something on it, not sure but the foot is swollen and the toes are turning various shades of black.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:17 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
No one's bragging. That Viagra must have done a whole body jib.

Not to mention my left foot is starting to resemble the starting 5 for the Chicago Bulls. Must have kicked it against something or dropped something on it, not sure but the foot is swollen and the toes are turning various shades of black.


And you don't remember??

Ain't it funny how you can smash something and get no bruise, and then you tap something and a couple of days later it's like, WTF did I do!

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:04 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
No one's bragging. That Viagra must have done a whole body jib.

Not to mention my left foot is starting to resemble the starting 5 for the Chicago Bulls. Must have kicked it against something or dropped something on it, not sure but the foot is swollen and the toes are turning various shades of black.


Have you considered you may have been bitten by some sort of spider?

I'd keep an eye on it.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:46 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
No one's bragging. That Viagra must have done a whole body jib.

Not to mention my left foot is starting to resemble the starting 5 for the Chicago Bulls. Must have kicked it against something or dropped something on it, not sure but the foot is swollen and the toes are turning various shades of black.


Have you considered you may have been bitten by some sort of spider?

I'd keep an eye on it.


Shit yeah, good point. When my eldest was young she had a bad reaction to a spider bite, her ankle was massive. You should check it out Stui if you don't remember hurting it.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:20 pm
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My head hurts - too much work and every time you think you are on top of it more arrives - could people just stop bleeding please!!!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:28 pm
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My head hurts - too much work and every time you think you are on top of it more arrives - could people just stop bleeding please!!!


Hah, if only you could actually do that. Yell " STOP BLEEDING - NOW" and they would. Without dieing.

How is DP going? Apparently she's harassing one of my team about badges.

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Morrigu wrote:
My head hurts - too much work and every time you think you are on top of it more arrives - could people just stop bleeding please!!!


Hah, if only you could actually do that. Yell " STOP BLEEDING - NOW" and they would. Without dieing.

How is DP going? Apparently she's harassing one of my team about badges.


That would be good !

Not convinced - what badges??? - groan!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:08 am
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Brrrrr about to walk out the door at 6.10am. Should only be legal when taking off over seas. Brrrrrrrrr
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:09 am
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Maybe you should ask someone older.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:14 pm
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Got the second last tooth up the top extracted today. Those movies? Total bullshit unless they don't have any bone in their jaw. "You have strong bones" she says as she puts all her 50 kg (she's a tiny thing) behind the pliers.

OMFG I'd kill for a fragment of sympathy around this house! Yeah no chance!

Alcohol and pain killers, my new best friends. Ok old friends rebooted.

And no I don't want to harden the **** up! I'm an angel, not a princess!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:32 pm
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Useless bloody awards - just an excuse for the tossers who do feck all at a meaningful level to slap each other on the back whilst offering the people who actually DO THE WORK a " sincere" token of their appreciation - save me Rolling Eyes
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:37 pm
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Useless bloody awards - just an excuse for the tossers who do feck all at a meaningful level to slap each other on the back whilst offering the people who actually DO THE WORK a " sincere" token of their appreciation - save me Rolling Eyes


LOL, did you get an email at 6:30 am like me? Razz Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:59 pm
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^ maybe - I don't get up until 8.30 Razz

But yeah same wankfest - yippeeeeee!

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