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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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As far as it goes
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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| 5150 wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | When you're down the street, one of your not that old brand name thongs decides to break and you're forced to walk on concrete hotter than the surface of the bloody sun.
Needless to say both my feet are now in a bucket filled with cold water. |
Why both?
When one thong broke, did the other go out on sympathy or did you not want to look like one of the locals that hang around the train station? |
Have you ever tried to walk in just one thong?
More importantly can imagine how you'd look walking in just one thong?
The only people I want to see in a single thong are attractive women.
Even then it's optional.
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watt price tully 
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F*cking misplaced my car keys.
Went to Vic roads in Heatherton to pay for a lost drivers license, then filled up with petrol, went to Oasis Lebanese food emporium in Murrumbeena then to Safeway.
Accidentally had 2 sets of car keys with me: mine & Mrs WPT's. Have rung all places except Vic roads who I'll check in the morning.
F*ckity, F*ckity, F*ck.
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watt price tully
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Senior moments.
I remember now. Got home busting to go to the loo. Took out the shopping from the car, ran into the study upstairs put the keys on a chair (I never do that) went to the loo.
Found the keys (yey verily) but wasted 1-2 hours fretting. To be sure by the end I'd resigned my self to the prospect of not having the keys & planning how top open my locker at work tomorrow etc.
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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| watt price tully wrote: | F*cking misplaced my car keys.
Went to Vic roads in Heatherton to pay for a lost drivers license, then filled up with petrol, went to Oasis Lebanese food emporium in Murrumbeena then to Safeway.
Accidentally had 2 sets of car keys with me: mine & Mrs WPT's. Have rung all places except Vic roads who I'll check in the morning.
F*ckity, F*ckity, F*ck. |
You see this is what happens when you keep pulling double shifts.
Going by my logic the next step is to lose your car.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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| watt price tully wrote: | Senior moments.
I remember now. Got home busting to go to the loo. Took out the shopping from the car, ran into the study upstairs put the keys on a chair (I never do that) went to the loo.
Found the keys (yey verily) but wasted 1-2 hours fretting. To be sure by the end I'd resigned my self to the prospect of not having the keys & planning how top open my locker at work tomorrow etc. |
Several seniors moments.
Can't you pay for a licence online?
Safeway is called Woolworths.
https://www.fightdementia.org.au/national/about-dementia/how-can-i-find-out-more/tests-used-in-diagnosing-dementia
 
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5150 
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| stui magpie wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: | Senior moments.
I remember now. Got home busting to go to the loo. Took out the shopping from the car, ran into the study upstairs put the keys on a chair (I never do that) went to the loo.
Found the keys (yey verily) but wasted 1-2 hours fretting. To be sure by the end I'd resigned my self to the prospect of not having the keys & planning how top open my locker at work tomorrow etc. |
Several seniors moments.
Can't you pay for a licence online?
Safeway is called Woolworths.
https://www.fightdementia.org.au/national/about-dementia/how-can-i-find-out-more/tests-used-in-diagnosing-dementia
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What's more worrying is WPT lives in a single storey house...
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stui magpie
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here's hoping it was a number 1 then. Can be blamed on possums. Number 2, not so much and bits of pink batts stuck to your arse is also difficult to explain.
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watt price tully
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| swoop42 wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: | F*cking misplaced my car keys.
Went to Vic roads in Heatherton to pay for a lost drivers license, then filled up with petrol, went to Oasis Lebanese food emporium in Murrumbeena then to Safeway.
Accidentally had 2 sets of car keys with me: mine & Mrs WPT's. Have rung all places except Vic roads who I'll check in the morning.
F*ckity, F*ckity, F*ck. |
You see this is what happens when you keep pulling double shifts.
Going by my logic the next step is to lose your car. |
 You're right though. Tiredness. I shouldn't have done the OT. I'm still tired now.
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watt price tully
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| stui magpie wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: | Senior moments.
I remember now. Got home busting to go to the loo. Took out the shopping from the car, ran into the study upstairs put the keys on a chair (I never do that) went to the loo.
Found the keys (yey verily) but wasted 1-2 hours fretting. To be sure by the end I'd resigned my self to the prospect of not having the keys & planning how top open my locker at work tomorrow etc. |
Several seniors moments.
Can't you pay for a licence online?
Safeway is called Woolworths.
https://www.fightdementia.org.au/national/about-dementia/how-can-i-find-out-more/tests-used-in-diagnosing-dementia
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You can pay for your licence on line but I didn't have my number immediately available. At Vic Roads Heatherton I was sorted in less than 30 minutes! I needed to get some shopping done not too far away at the same time.
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think positive 
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dont get pissed off much these days, usually just gentle annoyance, but oh my god i bloody hate automated answering. i have no level of concentration for them at all., and then its oh shit what no was it! im trying to sort a heap of stuff out and every bloody call has had a machine at the end! pretty cute that the SRO give you a customer no. though! can you opt out!!
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| I am not trying to get pissed off much these days gentle annoyance but oh his or her god he or she hate automated answering. What is the difficulty? |
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think positive
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| HAL wrote: | | I am not trying to get pissed off much these days gentle annoyance but oh his or her god he or she hate automated answering. What is the difficulty? |
rating not quite a scotch
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Meetings.
Spending so much of my day in meetings, which all seem to generate more work, and having no time left to actually do the work unless I do it at night or weekends.
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