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Morrigu 
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| stui magpie wrote: | Keep the dog outside and no problems with "accidents"  |
He's a puppy you mean old bastard!
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stui magpie 
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| Morrigu wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | Keep the dog outside and no problems with "accidents" |
He's a puppy you mean old bastard! |
Yep on both counts, you have me nailed. 
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Wokko 
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8 weeks old, no way could I lock him outside. Airedales also don't cope with being left alone (unless you want your yard to look like a moonscape). They're indoor, family pets as well as decent guard dogs.
Little bugger can learn to stop gnawing on everyone and everything next. It's not snappy biting but those razor teeth are starting to piss us off a bit 
The poor 8 year old little girl is struggling with a 4.3kg thing hanging off her pants at every opportunity. |
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Morrigu
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | Keep the dog outside and no problems with "accidents" |
He's a puppy you mean old bastard! |
Yep on both counts, you have me nailed. |
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. 
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stui magpie
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| Wokko wrote: | 8 weeks old, no way could I lock him outside. Airedales also don't cope with being left alone (unless you want your yard to look like a moonscape). They're indoor, family pets as well as decent guard dogs.
Little bugger can learn to stop gnawing on everyone and everything next. It's not snappy biting but those razor teeth are starting to piss us off a bit
The poor 8 year old little girl is struggling with a 4.3kg thing hanging off her pants at every opportunity. |
Call me a mean old bastard but corporal punishment works as long as it's not overdone.
If the kid ignores it, the dog will keep doing it. A stern NO plus a gentle swat to the head will soon teach the dog what's acceptable, provided it's accompanied by pats etc when it does good.
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Morrigu
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^ can I do that at work and tell em HR told me it was an effective and acceptable strategy
Please say yes pretty please - I really want to!
Sorry I know you are giving practical advice and I am being silly but I am in an incredibably good mood today ( which means I am more annoying than usual )
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stui magpie
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Swat em with a rolled up copy of the procedure they were supposed to be following and yes, you can quote me.
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HAL
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| Morrigu wrote: | ^ can I do that at work and tell em HR told me it was an effective and acceptable strategy
Please say yes pretty please - I really want to!
Sorry I know you are giving practical advice and I am being silly but I am in an incredibably good mood today ( which means I am more annoying than usual ) |
Oops. Too much data. |
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Morrigu
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Thanks Stui - yipeee!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
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Mountains Magpie
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Gogglebox.
How did we get here, at the mouth of the entertainment abyss?
"Exhausted sources replaced by perversion"
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David 
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^ What is it?
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HAL
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| I think ^ What is a lot of things. |
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Mountains Magpie
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| David wrote: | | ^ What is it? |
A TV show where you watch people watching TV
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think positive
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| Wokko wrote: | 8 weeks old, no way could I lock him outside. Airedales also don't cope with being left alone (unless you want your yard to look like a moonscape). They're indoor, family pets as well as decent guard dogs.
Little bugger can learn to stop gnawing on everyone and everything next. It's not snappy biting but those razor teeth are starting to piss us off a bit
The poor 8 year old little girl is struggling with a 4.3kg thing hanging off her pants at every opportunity. |
Teething? Get some balls. Rubber ones I mean, or a rubber chook! And a tap the nose, with a firm NO doesn't hurt any dog, just like a kid with a smack!
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Wokko
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| Yep, lots of chew toys but he still loves mouthing people when he gets silly. Getting better every day though, think he's realising the game where people say "no" and then walk off isn't much fun. |
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