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Wokko 
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Was serving up the bolognese sauce into my daughter's bowl and then the pan slipped off the stove and pasta sauce and meat flew all over the kitchen. Have now fallen into a depression as it was tasty but I only had the smallest taste to make sure it was cooked before disaster struck. At least my kid got a good meal, not sure what I'll eat now, don't feel like anything.  |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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| 5150 wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | Got the TV on Better homes and garden waiting for the footy to come on and see the chef bloke they have there making something he referred to as "chile con carne"
NO.
What you just cooked looked nice and tasty but it was NOT chili con carne. It was a mince meat concoction that would be nice with toast or rice for kids or people with a bland palate that think maccas sweet chili sauce is spicy.
When you go through the ingredients and say "you can even put some chili in if you like" you fail, utterly and totally fail.
Gastronomic vandal and philistine.  |
Chilli (you know I love my double L) con can't... 
Didn't see the show, was it Fast "no chilli" Ed or Karen "everything is MINE' Martini? |
It was the bloke. Captain Coles, Mr $10 meal, whatever his name is.
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partypie
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| Wokko wrote: | | Was serving up the bolognese sauce into my daughter's bowl and then the pan slipped off the stove and pasta sauce and meat flew all over the kitchen. Have now fallen into a depression as it was tasty but I only had the smallest taste to make sure it was cooked before disaster struck. At least my kid got a good meal, not sure what I'll eat now, don't feel like anything. |
Disaster! ..... Weren't you tempted to take the kid's food? |
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think positive 
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| partypie wrote: | | Wokko wrote: | | Was serving up the bolognese sauce into my daughter's bowl and then the pan slipped off the stove and pasta sauce and meat flew all over the kitchen. Have now fallen into a depression as it was tasty but I only had the smallest taste to make sure it was cooked before disaster struck. At least my kid got a good meal, not sure what I'll eat now, don't feel like anything. |
Disaster! ..... Weren't you tempted to take the kid's food? |
Meh, my kitchens so clean you coulda eaten it off the floor 
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Morrigu 
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| Wokko wrote: | | Was serving up the bolognese sauce into my daughter's bowl and then the pan slipped off the stove and pasta sauce and meat flew all over the kitchen. Have now fallen into a depression as it was tasty but I only had the smallest taste to make sure it was cooked before disaster struck. At least my kid got a good meal, not sure what I'll eat now, don't feel like anything. |
5 second rule - although we have extended it to 20 second rule in our house and we are still here
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David
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| stui magpie wrote: | | 5150 wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | Got the TV on Better homes and garden waiting for the footy to come on and see the chef bloke they have there making something he referred to as "chile con carne"
NO.
What you just cooked looked nice and tasty but it was NOT chili con carne. It was a mince meat concoction that would be nice with toast or rice for kids or people with a bland palate that think maccas sweet chili sauce is spicy.
When you go through the ingredients and say "you can even put some chili in if you like" you fail, utterly and totally fail.
Gastronomic vandal and philistine. |
Chilli (you know I love my double L) con can't...
Didn't see the show, was it Fast "no chilli" Ed or Karen "everything is MINE' Martini? |
It was the bloke. Captain Coles, Mr $10 meal, whatever his name is. |
No jury would convict you.
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Dark Beanie
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Staff whingeing about having to complete timesheets.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Wokko
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| Could never take food from my kid, and if I tried to salvage the mess I'd have needed to scrape it off every wall, floor, item of furniture in the room. The pan hit the floor and that stuff just seemed to explode all over the kitchen. A luckily placed homebrew box from Target bore the brunt and saved me about 15 minutes cleanup, but the amount that went the other way was amazing. The mess seemed to be more sauce than I cooked. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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| Wokko wrote: | | Could never take food from my kid, and if I tried to salvage the mess I'd have needed to scrape it off every wall, floor, item of furniture in the room. The pan hit the floor and that stuff just seemed to explode all over the kitchen. A luckily placed homebrew box from Target bore the brunt and saved me about 15 minutes cleanup, but the amount that went the other way was amazing. The mess seemed to be more sauce than I cooked. |
Yup, it's a biatch when that happens.
So what did you end up eating?
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think positive
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Once threw a pan of mashed potatoes at an ex.
Cupboard door was open,
Big mistake.
HUGE
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Wokko
Come and take it.
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Wokko wrote: | | Could never take food from my kid, and if I tried to salvage the mess I'd have needed to scrape it off every wall, floor, item of furniture in the room. The pan hit the floor and that stuff just seemed to explode all over the kitchen. A luckily placed homebrew box from Target bore the brunt and saved me about 15 minutes cleanup, but the amount that went the other way was amazing. The mess seemed to be more sauce than I cooked. |
Yup, it's a biatch when that happens.
So what did you end up eating? |
Felt sick after it happened and I had to clean up so I went to bed, then woke up at 5am and had Coco Pops  |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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stui magpie
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Hah 
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think positive
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| HAL wrote: | | I've been waiting for you. Why? |
Cos I'm worth waiting for
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