What pisses you off?

[think positive]

So this morning had to go and clean up the mess left by who ever broke into my In laws vacant house AGAIN.They kicked through the plate we covered the doggie door with, so hubby dragged a massive safe over to cover the door. they appeared to have stayed a while, the bathroom has clearly been used, and then trashed, broken mirrors, smashed fittings, and they took the coverings from my MIL bed and put them in my FIL room, im guessing so the light could not be seen from the road. they also cut some clothing left there into skinny strips, lots of them! ripped out elastic from pants. they cut the controllers for the window shields off, and also for the heater. no idea why. reported it to the cops. we were thinking of trying to rent it out and wait out the falling market. too much to fix up now. they pulled wires out of the wall.
hope the �$%$ers tripped over on the way out! bastards

[think positive]

[stui magpie]

[swoop42]

You might have accidentally stumbled upon a penis enlargement therapy that works.

Of course disguising the fact you have a hush puppy on your c**k is another problem altogether.

[HAL]

What makes you think I have stumbled upon a penis enlargement therapy that works?

[think positive]

[stui magpie]

I fkn hating getting older.

The daughter has got an apartment (flat) in Ivanhoe. Nice old 60's 2 storey block, bit pokey but fine for her. Hers is on the above ground floor.

So I gave her a hand earlier moving some of her stuff from storage into the flat. Fridge, kitchen stuff, mattress, that sort of stuff. I have a stair climbing trolley which I thought would make getting the fridge in not too difficult. I was fkn really wrong there.

The stairs are narrow, with metal rails etc on both sides, about 1 finger width clearance on each side of the fridge. And the stairs aren't straight. You go up 5 steps to a landing pad, then turn around 180 degrees and walk up another 5 steps in the opposite direction to another landing pad, then turn 90 degrees left to the balcony. Tried the trolley, got the fridge to the first landing pad and could go no further. The just wasn't the room to turn it around.

So, just the two of us, we had to lift that fkn thing up the stairs 1 fkn step at a time. Her down bottom lifting as she's half my size and could fit, me up top lifting.

It's not a really big fridge, and modern ones aren't that heavy compared to old ones, but by geezus it was hard work . We were both buggered.

When I was her age I would have just picked the thing up, rested it on one shoulder and walked up the stairs. I can't do that anymore.

[think positive]

yep it sucks but it sure beats the alternative!



so im not sure where it fits, its not pissed off, WTF, happy, relieved, well its all of it.
so my eldest is at her BF this weekend, and at 4am a loud bang wakes her up, and then the scrambling of someone trying to climb the fence next to her BF bedroom window! She wakes him up and they go wake his parents, they all go in the kitchen and they can see flashlights in the backyard, and then the helicopter comes over! they all get down and the dad goes to call the cops when all hell break loose and next thing the Soggies have one of the fucktards that ripped off officeworks on the front lawn of their house rinsing the pepper spray out of his eyes! And here i am having heart failure everytime some ^&*^*% decides to take people out in the city! she told me this on the phone about 10pm, so im still awake, 2 scotches in! and the puppy will sit on my face at 5.45am when junior goes to work! ah well such is life!

[stui magpie]

If I could pick something to sit on my face first thing in the morning, it wouldn't be a puppy.

[think positive]

[stui magpie]

There's a reason they were called lap dogs back from the 1800's.

[think positive]

ewww

[Skids]

People who move into a turning lane and THEN indicate they're turning.

[watt price tully]

[stui magpie]