Brownlow Fashion

[Who'sOnO'Bree]

There were a few hit and misses on the night - but my vote goes to Alan Didak's partner. She looked stunning.

Sorry Danni - Mrs Maxwell is preggers, she said so when they were being interviewed.

Does anyone else reckon Dale Thomas looks like he and his partner could be brother and sister? lol

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Jo Mcgrady is only Brett Ratten's girlfriend.. Not his wife..

Her brother is my brother's best mate.. I never believed him that she was dating Brett Ratten until I saw her at the Brownlow the other day haha

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[5150]

Mrs Pendles & Mrs Hodge equal BOG.

[Wrangler]

Jacinta Jellet, Taylor Wilson, Kylee Carison, and Kylie Brown all deserve honourable mentions...

But for me its def Al Davis... brave to go with a bright colour like that when all the others are quite pale in comparison. Great style, complemented her body shape completely

[mel_kay39]

Seems to me the Pies WAGS got it right on the night, everyone else looked like they had stumbled into a dress shop wearing a blindfold. Sorry if that sounds mean, but you'd think the wifes at least would have the money to splurge on a decent dress. Or a dress at all. Can I just ask, why the hell does Brynn Edelsten get invited to the Brownlow?! Which club does her husband own this year? And what strip club did she borrow her... ahem.... outfit from?

[Peter Griffin]

I think they should all be critiqued so they know where they're going wrong, if they care enough to know!

Jecinta - plain, safe and boring. It's the Brownlow, not your debutante ball.

Nadia - Fab even though I'm not one for sparkly things. She kind of reminds me of Beyonce - is that wierd?

Taylor - Beautiful dress and figure for it too. No complaints here.

Brynne - Back to your swamp, off you go. Why are her and that relic there anyway? I don't understand. If I pay enough, can I get onto the blue carpet too?

Kylee - a bit 5 years ago.

The Twig - Never fails to impress. Too bad she's a stuck up mole who's too good to answer a simple "good thanks" when someone asks how she is. Honey, you're not that great. If you were, you wouldn't be dating some little known unattractive Australian football player. Get over yourself. Who do you think you are? Miranda Kerr?

Kylie Brown - Got voted the best but I think it's very old. The colour is not very appealing on her either.

Jo - Messy.

Jasmin - Shower curtain. Absolutely disgusting.

Jacinta - Her look has been done and it wasn't attractive in the first instance.

Felicity - Puffy, illfitting. It would have looked nicer if the skirt wasn't tulle and the bodice was cut at the waist and not under it. It does wonders for curves.

Elise - Mullet mess.

Carla - Can't see enough of it.

Alex - Orange? I find that it makes her body look too long and her legs too short.

Tara - Would have looked nicer if it wasn't a mullet. Short or long. Choose. It's not hard. Long would have been better.

Tania Hird - SOOOO late 90s / early naughties. Horrendous.

Tania Buckley - Gorgeous, just not for the Brownlow.

Sarah - Disgusting - I don't know where to begin - the colour, the frills, the cut. Awful.

Lauren - I kind of like it even though it looks a little bit casual. She certainly doesn't blend into the background.


Lauren Hodge - Done years ago. Girls need to get over the overembellished frock. It's very early naughties. We're past that. Looking like a silver (or gold) Logie isn't cool.

[MrsJackAnthony]

Hey girls
im a newbie to Nicks.
I wrote my own piece on the brownlow fashions.
Im in year 12 currently and im hoping to be the next Samantha Lane, well the COLLINGWOOD version!

click link to read my work, id love to know what you think.
http://footyalmanac.com.au/?p=15897


GO PIES
Danni.

[MrsJackAnthony]

Thanks Danni
Surprisingly Pendle's WAG Alex came across that piece and sent me a message on twitter saying shed read it and thanking me for my opinion on her dress! i was so excited.

Any lovely Magpiegals who tweet feel free to follow me
@MadameDeficit9
im the girl in the pic with Jack Attack,

xxDanni

[cazz89]

Danni, I am following you now too!
Not that I know how to use twitter... lol
But anyway, feel free to 'follow' me if you want!
@cazzzy89