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Dale61
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
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All the prison dykes will be following her and telling her how hot she is.
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Dale61
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
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Major time error here, folks. Not often a reply gets posted BEFORE the thread starter!
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| David wrote: | | Quote: | | She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives |
I'm a little confused...
How exactly is Paris Hilton supposed to bring excitement or beauty to my life?
She's not particularly beautiful, and she doesn't even do anything. Before I read this article I wasn't even aware she had multiple CDs.
Actually, I couldn't care less about Paris. She's some dimwit who happened to inherit a lot of money. What I'm more concerned about are the people who pay to read about her in magazines etc. The fact that Paris is a 'celebrity' at all says a lot about celebrity culture, more than anything else. |
Its not excitement David its excrement.
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Syd_Magpies_Girl 
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The latest on her going to Jail is below. I had to post this because I need to share my hysterical laughter with someone!  I know I'm sad!
I'm too Beautiful for Jail
JAIL-BOUND socialite Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition to pardon her "mistake" because she "provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".
The 26-year-old was ordered by a Los Angeles judge on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 to serve a 45-day sentence for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Hilton's plea, on her MySpace website, came as her lawyers filed a notice with the court indicating their intent to appeal.
The hotel heiress urged fans to join her in a desperate plea to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.
She wrote on her blog: "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn (sic) it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"
The petition reads: "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."
"We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong...
"This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."
But legal experts say Paris has little chance of staying out of jail.
One experienced attorney who specialises in driving under the influence (DUI) cases said: "Her chances of winning an appeal are little to none. The prosecutors had a slam dunk case. The evidence was overwhelming that she repeatedly violated her probation."
Paris has claimed that police only stop her so they can hit on her. She said: "I think I get in more trouble just because of who I am.
"The cops do it all the time.
"They'll just pull me over to hit on me. It's really annoying. They're like, 'What's your phone number? Want to go to dinner?' "
Last night, the hotel heiress attended lawyer Robert Shapiro's 'Sober Day USA' party accompanied by publicist Elliot Mintz, who she sacked after he admitted responsibility for her 45-day jail sentence. The pair confirmed Mintz had been rehired.
Mintz said: "The rumours of our professional separation were over-exaggerated."
Paris's possible jail time will be welcomed by Christian group The Resistance. They are planning to celebrate Paris' jail sentence by trashing her CDs at US Hilton hotels.
The Resistance founder Mark Diceof , who have previously criticised 50 Cent and Jessica Simpson for being bad role models - will speak at the Beverly Hilton on June 5 - the day Paris is due to begin her sentence.
He said: "The kinds of role models that have come to light recently in America are horrible. "She is an extremely materialistic, uneducated person who rose to prominence because of a homemade sex video. Now we have all these young, preteen and teenage girls who really look up to her.
"We're going to be throwing her CDs in huge trash cans and getting them off the face of the Earth."
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She is more dumb than what I initally thought. Why are people like this allowed to breathe?
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,21698892-10388,00.html
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David 
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| Quote: | | She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives |
I'm a little confused...
How exactly is Paris Hilton supposed to bring excitement or beauty to my life?
She's not particularly beautiful, and she doesn't even do anything. Before I read this article I wasn't even aware she had multiple CDs.
Actually, I couldn't care less about Paris. She's some dimwit who happened to inherit a lot of money. What I'm more concerned about are the people who pay to read about her in magazines etc. The fact that Paris is a 'celebrity' at all says a lot about celebrity culture, more than anything else.
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Dark Lord 
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The sooner she goes to prison, given a reality check and is taught some humility, the better for us all.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| David wrote: | [quote]She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives[/quote]
I'm a little confused...
How exactly is Paris Hilton supposed to bring excitement or beauty to my life?
She's not particularly beautiful, and she doesn't even [i]do[/i] anything. Before I read this article I wasn't even aware she [i]had[/i] multiple CDs.
Actually, I couldn't care less about Paris. She's some dimwit who happened to inherit a lot of money. What I'm more concerned about are the people who pay to read about her in magazines etc. The fact that Paris is a 'celebrity' at all says a lot about celebrity culture, more than anything else. |
That makes sense to me. Paris is the capital of France. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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| Dark Lord wrote: | | The sooner she goes to prison, given a reality check and is taught some humility, the better for us all. |
Snap. I'm undecided whether she actually is that dumb or just so deluded as to her actual self worth that she believes she is above the law of "normal" people. Maybe it's a bit of both.
As far as the Police always pulling her over just to ask her out, PLEEEEEEEESE. 
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Syd_Magpies_Girl
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She is not even attractive. She has fried eggs for boobs, a wonky eye, a hook nose, she looks orange, talks like a bimbo, acts like a bimbo, her hair isn't even naturally blonde.
She is just pure white trash.
I know I'm not any glamour queen, but far out, she is just a dog, plain and simple.
Have fun making numberplates Paris!
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| Dark Lord wrote: | | The sooner she goes to prison, given a reality check and is taught some humility, the better for us all. |
Who knows.. whilst in prison, she might even convert to Islam. |
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Dark Lord
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| TurkishPie wrote: | | Dark Lord wrote: | | The sooner she goes to prison, given a reality check and is taught some humility, the better for us all. |
Who knows.. whilst in prison, she might even convert to Islam. |
With any luck. Then at least she'll cover up once in a while.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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LFMAO
She got out after 3 days and the judge called her back in (sent a police car to bring her to the court after she thought (that's an oxy moron) that she could conference call into the court and sent her back to jail for the remainder of her sentence.
Spoiled little rich bitch.
She might actually learn something after all.
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The Prototype 
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And now she is in there on suicide watch, can anyone say Days of Our Prison Lives? My god, she's in there for 45 days not 45 years! I know Jail isn't exactly a happy place but this is ridiculous.
If she was so damn worried she should have obeyed the damn laws, and now she has to suffer like the rest of the law breakers. Poor Princess it must be hard for her now, being around the common folk. How will she ever survive?
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magpiesgirl 
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I kinda feel sorry for her...
She isn't from a normal class of people,or a normal up bringing.Normal to her is partying every night and living in a world where everyone kisses your ass and tells you how fantastic you are.
She might be 26 in age,but her maturity is that of a teenager,less 10 years even.
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| magpiesgirl wrote: | I kinda feel sorry for her...
She isn't from a normal class of people,or a normal up bringing.Normal to her is partying every night and living in a world where everyone kisses your ass and tells you how fantastic you are.
She might be 26 in age,but her maturity is that of a teenager,less 10 years even. |
Magpiesgirl, that's an interesting insight you have there of Paris Hilton . Now, let me give you mine.
Paris Hilton is nothing more than a manipulating PIG. (pretty intelligent girl) (although "pretty" is debatable)
This pig, has a very high iQ, higher than most members on this forum and to spend 23 days in "confined jail" for manipulating the world and paid millions by being photographed wearing 'designer' accessories is a credit to this pig.
Many victorian's are caught drink driving more than once in a year and still only get slapped on the wrist, albeit, america has different penalty levels, BUT STILL, this pig will be in daily papers, weekly and monthly magazines...... and yet, you gossip queens can still look forward to reading 'Paris the pig' exclusive interview, in a monthly/fornightly magazine, coming to you s o o n.
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