Age Sunday 10/03/02
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Black_White
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A leaked cocument has just landed on the Psst desk, revealing that boxing heavyweight Mike Tyson must fulfil certain obligations before US officials will sanction his next bout.
As part of the agreement, Tyson has been ordered to attend night school to complete grade five. Teachers are already working to expand Tyson's vocabulary, his first assignment was to use the following words in a sentence;
Dissapointment
My parole officer tol me if I miss dissappointment They gonna send me back to the joint.
Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, then I got no money foreclose.
Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say 'Man, it look fake. He say, 'No Mikey, that watch Israel.
Penis
I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Fortify
I axed this ho on da street corner, 'how much? and she say 'gunna cost you fortify.
Income
I only just got into bed wif dat ho when income my wife.
Stain
My mudda-in-law stopped by and I axed her, 'Do you plan on stain for dinner?
Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle took me to the pool hall and handed me acoustic.
Iraq
I said to my uncle, 'Iraq, you break.
Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
We Are Collingwood and you're NOT!! |
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Dr Alf Andrews
Fitzroy Victoria Bowling Club
Joined: 20 Oct 2001 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Thanks Dr Alf.......could you feel the power??
-Craig
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