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Proud Pies 
Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Location: Knox-ish
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I have many contacts in many different places and I've managed to grab a copy of John Howard's Proposed Citizenship Test.
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Culprit 
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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Didaicos 
The Macedonian Marvel = The Croat Confoundment!!!
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Best Qn:
34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?
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Dr Alf Andrews 
Fitzroy Victoria Bowling Club
Joined: 20 Oct 2001
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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I'm sure it would achieve John Howard's desired result. All those questions about alcohol would ensure that no Muslims would be able to pass.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| Can you speak any foreign languages? |
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pezza
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| Dr Alf Andrews wrote: | | I'm sure it would achieve John Howard's desired result. All those questions about alcohol would ensure that no Muslims would be able to pass. |
Wow...I wasn't aware that John Howard's desired result was to ensure that no Muslims would be able to pass. Where did you get that from? |
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Culprit
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
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| Did you see Sadam Hussien complained about re runs of Star Trek. He sent a letter to Dubya and said on Star Trek you have blacks, chinese etc but no Muslims why? Dubya replied, "Sadam, it's set in the future". |
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pezza
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| Good find ProudPies, thats a corker! I'm going to pass this test around! |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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I'll admit I was sitting there dumbfounded... took a while to realise it was satirical 
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Proud Pies
Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Location: Knox-ish
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| David wrote: | | I'll admit I was sitting there dumbfounded... took a while to realise it was satirical |
hahahahaha, you know David, i'm not even surprised lol
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David
I dare you to try
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just as well, too, because I didn't know most of them (need to bone up on my Australiana  )
so, how many ARE in a case?
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Proud Pies
Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Location: Knox-ish
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| David wrote: | just as well, too, because I didn't know most of them (need to bone up on my Australiana )
so, how many ARE in a case? |
in a slab?
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member34258
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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| pezza wrote: | | Dr Alf Andrews wrote: | | I'm sure it would achieve John Howard's desired result. All those questions about alcohol would ensure that no Muslims would be able to pass. |
Wow...I wasn't aware that John Howard's desired result was to ensure that no Muslims would be able to pass. Where did you get that from? |
Look at the last 10 years of Australia's immigration/foreign policy.
The White Australia policy is back with a vengeance. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
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slab, slab.... *slaps head* I think I've embarrassed myself enough in this thread 
member34258, you need to spend a day at my school and see how many Chinese exchange students we have. White Australia Policy, my arse. Lol.
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