Wanted - Good, juicy nicknames for other teams

[WhyPhilWhy?]

Need your help, my brothers and sisters.

My cohorts and I need a good list of derogatory nicknames that will really get under the skin of opposition supporters.

Carlscum and Essenscum are good starts, but how about a full list and a few alternatives?

That should start the juices flowing in anticipation of the season. After all, its not just about barracking for the Pies is it?


Any year we beat Carlton is a good year

[Sly]

A fellow-Rantist, Tazz, calls Matthew Lloyd "Submarine" due to his tendency to, "Dive! Dive!"

I've never really had any bad names for Koutafides (other than Koutafaeces), but I've always called for a souvlaki from him whenever he's gotten in earshot. Unfortunately, he's won't be out there for most of 2002. Steven Silvagni used to be "Softcock", but he's also gone, although you could easily transfer the nick.

Scott Lucas is, as the Rock would say, an "Hermaphrodite," (and it's not easy to pronounce in the heat of battle) and Wayne Campbell is just one of many "Squibs". James Hird is, "Goldenboy", followed by, "You **** **** **** ***** and ****!" (Well, just fill in the blanks, but they should revolve around being soft and privileged).

Otherwise, I'm not sure - I know I say a lot of crappy in the heat of the moment, but the problem is most of it's spontaneous, as opposed to premeditated.

S.
The Last Remaining Bad Guy.
The Incandescent One.

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[Mich@el]

Geepers Creepers WhyPhilWhy? What a good topic to bring up. I'm looking forward to lots of interesting versions of nicknames now! I guess everyone knows the Weagles, Weegirls and the Wet Toast Eagles.

[junkboy75]

warning: the following are very immature.

essendon - essenscum, bummers, filth, gloryhunters, overachievers,
carlton - blue bastards, blue filth,
hawthorn - whorethorn (better written), gold and poo's, dawks, eastside twinkies, prettyboys,
richmond - bitchmond, bandwagoners, soft,
bulldogs - western squirrelgrippers, western bullsh*t
west coast - water closet
kangaroos - kangapoos, manukah/homebush/colonial roos,
geelong - geemong, toxic city

players:

hird - james turd, prettyboy, big ears
carey - wayneker
whitnall - pricknall, funny farm, freak
liberatore - deliberatore
lockett - fatguts, whale
mal michael - judas, traitor
wayne campbell - dobber, informant
gehrig - test tube baby, buckie, freak


"consectatio excellentiae"

[Dr Alf Andrews]

These are pretty old skool:

Geelong ... the Hand-baggers
Adelaide ... the Canaries

This next one's a Dr.Alf original:

Port Adelaide ... The Teal Blues (gets right up the noses of the wannabe Magpies)

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[Dr Alf Andrews]

Here's another one:

Melbourne ... the Snowmen.

[PeterWH]

West Coast Eagles are "West Coast Handbags"
Fremantle "Breezy Doctor"

Catch you later

PeterWH
PIES FOR PREMIERS 2002

[ed healey]

Carlscum are run by pigs arse so they should all be the "arsemen"
fits them to a tee.
Bitchmond are the poo dumpers after that bloke dumped 5 tonne of chook shite at the club.
Eagles are Wet Toast.
Snorethorn are the brown noses.
and we are the champions!

[sweetypieleeshy]

LOL espesh the norf ones i hate that team the most cos of carey

[magpie joffa]

I have some rippers but i have been a bit controversial lately so i think i will leave this subject well alone thank you very much!!

1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life !

[magpie joffa]

sorry couldnt help myself i do believe i have a problem.

CARLSCUM

BITCHMOND

ESSENSCUM

I WOULDN'T PISS ON ANY OF YOUS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT !!!
INFACT I OFTEN REFER TO SITTING DOWN ON THE TOILET AS GOING FOR A CARLTON.

1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life !

[Dr Alf Andrews]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

"going for a Carlton" !

That's brilliant.

It gives new meaning to the expression ... "A pot of Carlton, thanks."

floreat pica
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My Ph.D. thesis, "Football: the People's Game?" is now available for viewing and/or downloading at http://alf.magpies.net