The Black Parade Is Dead

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Oh my god! I nearly had a heart attack reading that topic headline!!! I need to breathe for a second.. lol!!

Oh yay! Can't wait!!

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[mel_kay39]

Damn straight but it's hard to find... I went to Sanity and everywhere, the only place in Geelong that had it (and they had to order it in, mind you) was Capricorn Leading Edge. i'm going to see if they can get Bullets for me, My Chem's first album. But the Three Cheers DVD is brilliant. Loads of stuff to watch and plenty of Gerard, which is always good! (his pants fall down, if that's any indication).

[mel_kay39]

Oh my god, that would be great Ash, thanks! Will msg u!

[Magpie Girl]

I told my friend about this today, she was beside herself because she loves My Chem.

[mel_kay39]

Yeah I can't wait to see what they come out with next. Don't want any mushy love crap from Gerard tho. Don't want to know about his love life!

[mel_kay39]

cool. Entered the comp too. But i will get it when it comes out. Meantime, check this out. Gave me a bit of a laugh!

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE


Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the **** off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the **** down.

Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please"

1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. [not really]
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert band member name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.

Now as a real fan of MCR I think I can relate to numbers 9,13,25,27 and 28!!!

[sam.]

i wasnt going to write this, but since ashlea mentioned bon jovi first, i thought i would

you can change some of the stuff to mcr..



you know you're a bon jovi fan when:
1. You own a copy of each CD, for each room of your house.
2. You want "You Give Love A Bad Name" sung at your wedding. (just because its your favorite)
3. You want "Sleep When I'm Dead" sung at your funeral. (just because its your favorite)
4. You wear blood red nails on your fingertips.
5. You have a shrine dedicated to the Jersey Boys.
6. You want "Keep The Faith" sung at church.
7. You celebrate your favorite band member's birthday.
8. On Saturday night you sit wasted and wounded at the piano.
9. Blondes give you nightmares.
10. You ask people how close the Holy Ghost is?
11. You get up at 5am to watch a movie just because it is has Jon in it, although you've already seen it a thousand times and have taped it...
12. Your dog's name is Valentino. (and your going to name your first born son "Jon")
13. Your favorite road sign is Slippery When Wet.
14. You use an old coat as a pillow.
15. New Jersey is not just a state - it's a religion.
16. You're wanted - Dead or Alive.
17. You have a superman logo tattooed on your arm.
18. Your superman tattoo is not referring to Clark Kent.
19. You live in Dry County.
20. You blame everything on the Love Of Rock And Roll.
21. You have symptoms 1, 2, and 3.
22. At a concert Jon points in your general direction, but you know he was pointing to you.
23. On your answering machine you end by saying, "Let It Rock."
24. You're living in sin.
25. You wear t-shirts with a star on them. (just because)
26. You have more than 30 Bon Jovi related websites bookmarked on your computer.
27. Your non-Jovi friends have started to refuse to rides in your car because they know what's in the CD player and can't stand it anymore.
28. You bought a pair of maracas to use during "Keep The Faith."
29. You live on Tokyo Road.
30. When leading a church prayer, you start by saying, "Hey God!"...
31. You get out your cowboy hat every time you hear the intro to "Wanted Dead Or Alive."
32. You can sing all Bon Jovi songs in the order that's on the CD.
33. You Say It Isn't So.
34. You've rented Moonlight and Valentino 100 times.
35. Your guitar bleeds in your arms.
36. You make a table for two on a TV tray. (but you're single.)
37. You never say goodbye.
38. You drink CRUSH. (just because)
39. 7 days of Saturday is all that you need.
40. When going to the hospital you scream loudly, "Is there a doctor in the house?"
41. You need a Bon Jovi "fix" at least 23 hours a day.
42. You have sent band members birthday/Christmas cards.
43. You have VH1's Behind The Music with Bon Jovi memorized.
44. You think "Lay Your Hands On Me" is a personal request (and you'd gladly do it!)
45. You refer to going to a Bon Jovi concert as going to church - (Jonny's Church) to hear the gospel (according to Jon).
46. You know all the band members birthdates, their children's names, and their children's birthdates.
47. You refer to "the guys" on a first name basis.
48. You spend an entire day at home listening to the radio trying to win tickets to a Bon Jovi concert even though you already have some.
49. You've written your own personal set lists. (in case they happen to ask your opinion)
AND FINALLY...
50. You lost more then your keys in the backseat of your car.

[sam.]

yeah, with new jersey i always thing of jovi first (obv) and then springsteen.
never ever think of mcr.

[Magpie Girl]

ok, I'm neither a MCR or Bon Jovi fan according to those things....

[bellastar]

At least join the Pretty Odd parade! You know, with the trumpets and the bearded ladies and the nudie pyjamas!

[Magpie Girl]

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Haha those are so cool!! I can relate to the following:

My Chemical Romance
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 27

Bon Jovi
3, 4, 6, 22, 32, 37, and 44

Haha oh they were awesome! The Bon Jovi ones were hilarious! I can't stop singing all those songs now!!

I need to find a Keith Urban one of them! If anyone loves me, and finds one, send it to me so I can frame it at home hahaha!!

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[mel_kay39]

Yeah I was a big Bon Jovi fan in the eighties. I was about sixteen when he got married and I remember getting really depressed, LOL.
I'd rather march in The Black Parade myself, mainly cos from behind I can check out the rear view of Gerard! And weirdly enough when I think of New Jersey I don't automatically think of MCR. I think of factories. Is that odd?

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Aww shucks

Love you all, too!

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[mel_kay39]

yeah okay... I know... I'm odd! Pretty Odd, even! LOL wish I was going to Panic at the Disco concert. Tried to win tickets on K Rock the other day. Although I must say I'm not as into this album as I was their first. But it would still be nice to see what they're like live.