If John Howard was a footballer,who would he be?

WhyPhilWhy? · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 10:59 am

Besides the obvious Carlton connection, I'm thinking maybe Diesel Williams? Small, slow and nasty but able to pass the ball with surprising accuracy?

Tony Liberatore - small, slow and nasty, with the ability to tear the flesh of his opponents?

Ricky Olerenshaw - useless,with no spine?

Any year we beat Carlton is a good year

ed healey · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 11:06 am

The poof wouldnt get a kick in the Widgiemooltha 2nds.

BUCKS · Joined: 06 Sep 2001 Location: VICTORIA

He would be Gary Moorcroft (A dirty little PRICK!)

Joel · Joined: 23 Mar 1999 Location: Mornington Peninsula

Consequently, who would Kim Beazly and Natasha Stott Despoja be?

JDF

WhyPhilWhy? · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 12:11 pm

Kim Beazley? I'm thinking Mark Richardson, big, slow nice guy with more impact than you think.

Natasha? Daniel Chick - all show, no substance.

Have I shown my prejudices?
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Any year we beat Carlton is a good year

helen a · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 12:26 pm

He would sooooooooooooooo be gary moorcroft the dirty worm!!
I cant stand either of them!!! Damn them both i say!!

helen

MarkT · Joined: 07 Aug 2001 Location: Melb

Hey Greg your impartiality is well hidden there

I think Johnny would have to be Jose Romero because of his love of multiculturalism.
Beasley would have to be Sav Rocca - the big bloke showed promise once but the limelight did him no favours when the pressure was on.
Natasha - Chris Tarrant - The young fans love the galmour full forward in a struggling side, he looks flash at times, but inconsistant and gets ignorred by the media a bit. Looks to have "potential".
Bob Brown has a reasonable message but is not particularly effective because he is narrowly focused and one dimensional - reminds me of your average tagger.

I don't see any Buckleys!

Brown26 · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:23 pm

Lol

Mark that was excellent - a very accurate description!

Pies for Premiers 2002, 3, 4, 5, 6....

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Most pollies I would liken to the "ball" cause I wanna give them a whopping big kick.... (oh, well, actually... that is probably an insult to Sherrin...)

Go Pies!

Carol

May the Magpies spread their wings to touch all corners of the nation!

Don't ask yourself what the club needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and go do that, because what Collingwood needs right now is people who have come alive.

MarkT · Joined: 07 Aug 2001 Location: Melb

Good point ck_nd.
But lets make it a Ross Faulkner so we don't denegrate the great Collingwood Sherrin name.

PeterWH · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2001 10:03 am

I wouldn't give Howard the time of day.I wouldn't even p*&%s on him if he was on fire.Put him on a goal post and give some lucky buggar $1,000,000 to him him,preferably in the dial.
As you can guess I hope that he looses tomorrow.Good luck to Kim Beasley

Catch you all later
Peter

PeterWH

MarkT · Joined: 07 Aug 2001 Location: Melb

No matter who wins, we all lose. That is the only sertain outcome of this election.

Black_White · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2001 2:59 pm

of course John howard has already been a VFL (AFL( player.
If you don't believe me, check the credits of "The Club"

The only pity is the little rascist @hole played for the mighty Pies.

-Craig

FAITH

magpie joffa · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2001 8:26 am

HE WOULD BE THE BIGGEST OVER RATED RACIST BIGOT DICKHEAD ANY TEAM COULD HAVE.

'you might be poor and your shoes might be broken but your mind is a palace' FROM THE NOVEL Angela's Ashes'.

Rohan Coventry Tateson · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2001 9:41 am

He would be Tony Shaw the player. After today he will be a winner while Donuts Beazley is like Scott Cummings. He is fat, Western Australian and faces an uncertain future.

In Skob We Trust