Why haven't Iran decided to turn around a nuke all of us yet

[Joel]

What?

Probably because they actually haven't got one.

[The Prototype]

Iran has the capability to but I doubt they will, the U.N will make of that.

[Syd_Magpies_Girl]

Iran would of done it years ago, US stepped in, gave Sadaam who-is-insane weapons. Then he turns into a nutcase, blows the shit out of Iran then turns on the Western World.

Anyone seen Team America?

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush and Secretary Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

[Pa Marmo]

[pica]

Mags, they're waiting to see how the Pies go in the finals before they try anything.

[HAL]

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[The Prototype]