Questionnaire

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Stik35 shared with us her words of wisdom:

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Unfortunately I married an anti-football man. Big Mistake.

thanks for the info Stik35, I as a single chick have taken note of your wisdom. And to avoid me plummetting into Post-Football Depression I decided to save a lot of us single people heaps of time in selecting a lifelong partner.

Questionniare to give to a prospective partner...
Q1. Do you follow footy?
If yes, go to Q2
If no, p!ss off loser

Q2. So you say you follow the footy...
Will you whinge if I go to the footy every weekend including several interstate games?
If yes, p!ss off loser
If no, go to Q3.

Q3. Is Carlton the object of your obsession?
If yes, p!ss off loser
If no, well thank the footy Gods for that!

Q4. Is Essendon the object of your obsession?
If yes, LOLOLOLOL ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOL p!ss off I don't hang out with underachievers!
If no, well if you are a Richmond supporter who has just changed their minds about s&scum b/c they lost the GF p!ss off you bandwagon scum.

Q5. Is North Melbourne (Kangaroos) the object of your obsession?
If yes, !So you're the ONE! p!ss off loser.
If no, well at least you know how to balance a cheque book.

Q6. Is Sydney the object of your obsession?
If yes, sorry mate - we call it a "mark" down here... p!ss off loser.
If no, go to Q7.

Q7. Is Brisbane bears, sorry roys, sorry lions the object of your obsession?
If yes, I hope you are happy now that the AFL has bought you a GF victory, p!ss off loser.
If no, go to Q8

Q8. Is Melbourne the object of your obsession?
If yes, sorry I never liked chardonnay much, give me a VB any day! P!ss off loser!
If no, go to Q9

Q9. Is Hawthorn the object of your obsession?
If yes, DEFEATED by Freo in Season 2001! 'Nuff said, P!ss off loser.
If no, but u happen to be a Freo supporter p!ss off anyway.

Keep on answering questions you may be in for a chance...

Q10. Is Collingwood the object of your obsession?
If yes, Congratulations you qualify for potential mate status. Please provide proof of your Collingwood membership or proceed to fill in a membership form (and send it in!)
If no, p!ss off loser!

Go Pies!

Carol

Don't ask yourself what the club needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and go do that, because what Collingwood needs right now is people who have come alive.

[This message has been edited by ck_nd (edited 30 October 2001).]

magpie joffa · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 6:23 pm

That was very good carol, i loved it.

'My God'i wouldnt go into hoddle street tonight for quids'.Bill jacobs 3aw, minutes after our premiership'That is like winning tattslotto and losing your ticket and some bloke puts it in the herald sun that he found it'Rex Hunt 3aw during the 1990 grand final'Well thats about as useful as a fly wire door in a submarine'sammy newman 3aw during the 1990 grand final

MargOZ · Joined: 08 May 2001 Location: Vic, Australia

Thanks Carol - I'm going to keep that handy from now on!!!

GO PIES!

Marg

stik35 · Joined: 22 May 2001 Location: VIC

That was so funny Carol.
I hope everyone heeds your advice.
I still have a family of Collingwood supporters -
they are just not related to me.

Lockyer24 · Joined: 24 Jun 2001 Location: Melbourne

i refuse to marry anyone who doesnt back for the pies

ps im dead serious!

pies girls apply here

ck_nd · Pie Minister Joined: 31 Mar 2001 Location: Melbourne

Well, when I designed the questionnaire I was hoping that both guys and girls can use it! But if you think any changes need to be made to make it more relevant to guys searching for Collingwood ladies then let me know.

I am sure that I can save a lot of time now that I have a questionnaire to hand out to guys...

Go Pies!

Carol

Don't ask yourself what the club needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and go do that, because what Collingwood needs right now is people who have come alive.

Hiya-and-Higher · Joined: 03 Mar 2001 Location: South Australia

Very sexy Carol

Plagiarising Dgen:
Collingwood as Grand Finalists: P:0203101719272829303536535890-RU:0105111518202225263738395255566064667077798081-D:77

A proud history that makes me 'come alive'.
Restoring our rightful place must be our mission.
Hawthorn won 8 in about 20 years, we can do the same.

daicos4ever · Joined: 23 Aug 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia

I have Collingwood lady. How lucky am I?

daicos4ever

2002 - The Year of the Pie

[This message has been edited by daicos4ever (edited 01 November 2001).]

MarkT · Joined: 07 Aug 2001 Location: Melb

I met my g/f at a Collinwood game Daicos4ever, so I'll see your Collingwood chick and raise you a blissful future.