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Cam
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002 Location: Springvale
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*whacks the ruler on the desk*
'listen up class, I know you are all collingwood supporters, but I will do my best to give you some education...
we are going to talk about the vowels, a e i o u., no, not bowels burnsy17 *sheesh*, all right all right, cmon..
a vowel on its own between two letters that are not vowels will make its short sound, ie not its name.
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c a t says cat, as in the thing the miaows and eats mice
m e t says met, as in a place where people got together.
b i t says bit, as in what the dog did to you when u tried to jump in the neighbors back yard
p o t says pot, as in stuff smoked by some posters on here
g u t says gut, as in the big things that are not sex organs hanging out by the keyboard in front of you right now
now, listen up fidge, when you add another vowel, especially an 'e', after the other non-vowel it changes the vowel sound to the letters name, so a says 'ay' and o says 'oh' and u says 'you'
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l a t e says late, which if you are this too often can get you killed by the missus
p e t e says pete, the name of a pirate, a great tennis player and a cricketer whose last name was taylor but was announced as Who
b i t e says bite, the name of a lovey kissing action that will mark your lovee pre-marriage and get your face marked during marriage
n o t e says note, the sound your ol v8 made, something you pass at high school and something your partner screams if you are either pissing them off or giving them pleasure
m u t e says mute, the best policy to adopt if your partner ever wants you to make a comment on their family, cooking, fashion sense, arse size or choice of friends
now there are exceptions to everything in english, but these are some general rules we follow...
*bell rings*
'ok out to recess, oh and can someone look after johnno 26, he looks lost...' _________________ Get back on top. |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Cuthbert Collingwood
Once was on fire, now all at sea
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Location: The BBC (Brunswick Bowling Club)
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Cam wrote: | p o t says pot, as in stuff smoked by some posters on here |
who told you? what do you know? how did you find out? me, i'm not paranoid! _________________ McRae for Governor-General! |
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Pa Marmo
Side by Side
Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Nicks BB member #617
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Someone go tel dave da man to get in here. _________________ Genesis 1:1 |
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Piethagoras' Theorem
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006
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I feel so enlightened, thanks Cam _________________ Formally frankiboy and FrankieGoesToCollingwood. |
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David
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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If I ever become prime minister I will administer the death penalty to serious misusers of the apostrophe, and those who say "hes" instead of "his"
This was Big Brother. That is all. _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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skaman
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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I'm not snitchin' or nuffin Cam.....but...but... I saw 3D wedgie Ray Fidge in the quadrangle as he jumped in and out of Tess and Proud Pies elastics.
P.S Dave the man is eating the clag again!!!!! _________________ Enjoy yourself. Its later than you think! |
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Pa Marmo
Side by Side
Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Nicks BB member #617
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skaman wrote: | P.S Dave the man is eating the clag again!!!!! |
I bet his last name is Wiggum. _________________ Genesis 1:1 |
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Dale61
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
Joined: 17 Apr 2002 Location: /home/room/chair
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Me, spell wrong! That's umpossible! _________________ Whale
Oil
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Proud Pies
Joined: 22 Feb 2003 Location: Knox-ish
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skaman wrote: | I'm not snitchin' or nuffin Cam.....but...but... I saw 3D wedgie Ray Fidge in the quadrangle as he jumped in and out of Tess and Proud Pies elastics.
P.S Dave the man is eating the clag again!!!!! |
hope that wasn't the elastics from my knickers.... _________________ Jacqui © Proud Pies 2003 and beyond
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Magpie 24
AT least I have more than one jacket
Joined: 12 Jan 2004 Location: YIHAA! Welcome to redneck land. All typing furiously!!!!!
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Ouch!! Not touching that one! _________________ Break out the Marinaras and let's find some cute big eyed hairdressers! |
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Syd_Magpies_Girl
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the ru is on fire wrote: | Cam wrote: | p o t says pot, as in stuff smoked by some posters on here |
who told you? what do you know? how did you find out? me, i'm not paranoid! |
Me too....how does he know what I do every Friday night?
My bowels are running again...oh shit, you said vowels...my bad. |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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David
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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Why are we even discussing PP's underwear _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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