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melissa Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:39 pm
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oh that was priceless! Love the village ppl reference! I can just see Strauchanie doing that, too!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:04 pm
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they'll be more soon- promise! just too busy at the moment!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:54 pm
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Cool... maybe Strauchanie could meet Bruce MacAvaney and tell him he looks like a ponce when he blinks and says "That was special!"
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:42 pm
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Ah, another day, another mindless and psychotic (not to mention fictitious!) episode from the inner sanctum of the mighty Pies! Oh, and speaking of the mindless and the psychotic, check out the latest soap opera courtesy from my twisted mind, Complicated- kinda eight stories in one, if you will. Check it out on The Fantasists’ Sorority website under ‘Bella’s Stories’ Just follow the link in my signature.

And now my shameless plug in over. Enjoy!...

Disclaimer: (insert annoyed grunt here).

And now, thnks fr th mmrs for the 35th episode of...

The Boundary Line

What Has Happened So Far: Arabella finally escaped the convent and raced off into the night. Meanwhile, Denise’s incompetence got in the way again when she hit Strauchanie in the nuts with a ball pump. Emma also played pervert and watched Dale strut his stuff on the oval. Strauchanie’s truth serum, courtesy of Monica, also started to kick in when he pissed off both a hot nurse (not of the naughty variety) and Mick with his brutal honesty...

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Monica was fiddling with a few of her potions for her own personal gain. She was trying to pinpoint on the right concoction to bless her with the beauty of Angelina Jolie.

Just as she had to add the final ingredient, a rare one- the shred of dignity from a Big Brother contestant- something, or more precisely someone, caught her eye.

Walking past her office was that red-haired kid she’d seen about with the freckles. Heath, his name was. Monica couldn’t help but drool at the sight of him. He made red hair and freckles really hot, but not in that freakshow, Cameron Ling- kind of way. That was just weird.

Heath was just her type, too- young, virile and up for anything!

Monica pushed aside the beauty potion and started to mix up a brew of toy boy seduction. This was going to be very exciting indeed!...

**********************************

Jade was going to attempt to ask Alan out this time. And this time, nothing was going to get in her way!

Well-rehearsed and ready to go, Jade proudly marched into the Lexus Centre café. She saw Alan sitting down...with another woman? They were laughing up a storm, her hand on his knee, thei feet nearly touching.

Jade felt numb and cold. But Alan made it so clear he liked her... What happened?

She ran out before the tears began to fall, heartbroken.

What a liar!

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Jenny was in a fluster, digging around furiously in the file cabinet for the finance reports from last year. Apparently, someone was spending up the budget big on MSG in bulk. Wonder who that was? It was a banned substance, dammit!

As she was digging around, Jenny spotted Emma through the office window. She was watching Dale as was lifting a few weights.

Jenny’s paranoia senses started tingling. Emma liked this boy. A Magpie boy! And when she specifically told her no workplaces romances.

Jenny slammed the file cabinet shut. She had to get cracking. She had some scheming to do. Come hell or high water, that Muppet kid would not be laying a hand on her daughter at all!


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Estella was wandering around the Lexus Centre. She didn’t know why. It was kind of like a refuge for her, her beloved Pies. And she didn’t exactly want to face anything green, red, purple and white at the moment either.

Chris had been bugging her ever since she had missed her flight, calling her, sms-ing her constantly. It was now he decided to care! When he felt like it! Estella had since ignored every form of contact Chris had tried to make. He hurt her, now she would show him how no contact felt in return!

Estella kept walking. Suddenly, she tripped on a stray stone, landing on the ashphalt with a thud, grazing her knee. She winced in pain, muttering a few choice words under her breath.

As she was about to get up... “Hey, need some help, love?”

Estella looked up. She was met with a pair of sweet, vibrant, smiling Irish eyes... (Excuse the pun!).

Now You Decide: How will Arabella make her way back to Abbottsford?

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mel_kay39 

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:23 pm
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Go Estella! I'd have a ping at the Irish eyes myself if I wasn't already spoken for, lol... Not bad! Like the accent, too. Great ep, B. Been hanging to read more of this one for a while!
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luvlicca Virgo

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:48 am
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Yeah I love Marty's accent!! It's gawjus!!! He is such a sweety and he has such a cute smile too!! Would melt any girls heart!!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:25 pm
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Man, has it been a while or what!!! I apologise for the long absence- first assignments, then exams (which are now officially over for me, thanks for asking!) With a little bit of Sheryl the Stalker in between, of course! However, now I’m back doing what I love most (writing trashy fanfic?) because I really do enjoy writing all my stories, especially for Chicks Channel! (and TFS!)

Enjoy...

Disclaimer: Yawn!

And now, Welcome to the Black Parade (respect to Mel!) for the 36th episode of...

The Boundary Line

What Has Happened So Far: Monica became smitten by Heath and started working up a brew of love potion. Meanwhile, Jade was heartbroken at the sight of Alan with another woman, and Jenny was in a fluster when she discovered her daughter, Emma, had fallen for Dale. Also, as Estella walked (then fell over) around the Lexus Centre, she was saved by a well-known, Irish stranger...

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Estella and Marty were seated on a nearby bench. Estella was pouring her heart out, telling him about the past year or so, really needing the sympathetic ear. “I hope I’m not burdening you,” said Estella.

“No, its fine,” laughed Marty, softly. “I really do want to listen. It’s a shame you’ve had it so tough. You don’t deserve it.”

Estella blushed. “Um...thanks.”

Marty then got up from the bench, having to get back to the centre. “Sorry that I have to get going. Hope to see you around, Estella.” With one last friendly smile, Marty turned back around and headed off. Estella couldn’t help but smile herself. She then felt a huge weight lift off her shoulders...

*******************************

Jade handed in her resignation to Eddie. “I’ve been poached by Today Tonight,” she explained. “To style Anna Coren’s wardrobe, as well as to write her segue-ways each night for the crappy stories they produce.”

Eddie was rather annoyed, to say the least. “To a rival network, huh?” he spat. “Fine, go. Go to scummy Channel Seven! Didn’t even like you anyway!”

And so with that, Jade walked off, irritated by Eddie bitching like a teenage school girl, and off to Today Tonight...

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Shae and her mysterious lover were making out in everybody’s favourite make-out spot- the utility cupboard. Hot. As things got heated and the two were dangerously close to ‘christening’ the cupboard, the randy twosome heard footsteps...

“Oh my God!” shrieked Shae. “Quick, Hide!” Shae then shoved Mr Mystery Hottie into the closet, crashing into various pieces of equipment in virtual darkness, possibly injuring himself.

Mick then appeared before he could notice, none the wiser. “Shae, need your help here,” she said. “Need to know where a few of the guys are.”

“Um, okay,” stuttered Shae, still shaken from almost getting caught, but concealing it well.

“Do you know where Marty is?”

“No.”

“Connex?”

“No.”

“Pebbles?”

“No.”

“Toovey?”

“No.”

Lingy?”

“Um, wrong team, Mick.”

Mick then looked at Shae suspiciously. She was frozen on the spot in fear. This was it...

Mick opened his mouth to say something else, then...he turned and walked away.

Shae breathed a huge sigh of relief. “You can come out now,” she whispered.

Her mystery hottie climbed out of the cupboard after his dramatic tumble. “Phew!” he exclaimed. “That was too close...”

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Emma was working the front desk again. But her mind was more on the object of her affection rather than the job at hand. She longed to see Dale again, but under the watchful eye of her paranoia freak mother it wasn’t going to eventuate. Emma had to bite the bullet and get the ball rolling somehow. She needed an excuse. Anything.

Emma sorted through the same set of profiles each month that the players filled out to ensure that changes were picked up when they were made. Emma came across Dale’s and noticed he hadn’t updated his address since he had now gotten a place of his own.

Emma was beaming. Finally, an excuse! She quickly called Dale on the PA system and before long he walked to the front desk. Emma’s heart practically stopped as she noticed Dale wearing the regulation leggings that the players wore for training, how they were doing things to her, how tight they were, how they accentuated the solid shape of his...

“You called me?” Dale asked.

Emma quickly snapped out of her lusty thoughts. “Oh, yeah, um...you have to fill out of one of these again, you have to update your address,” she replied, highly flustered. She handed Dale a piece of paper. He took it from her and started filling it out.

Emma watched Dale with intent as he wrote. “Single still, are we?” she asked, smiling, as Dale got to the marital status question, getting her flirt on.

Dale smiled one of those dazzling smiles that made teen girls go crazy and wild. “Well, it is subject to change...” he purred suggestively.

And soon, the sparks were flying indeed!...

Now You Decide: How will Monica fed Heath the love potion?

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luvlicca Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:20 am
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HAHA well thank god your back!! Totally missed it lol!!! Welcome back to the fanfic!!!
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mel_kay39 

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:04 pm
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Well, I would say in the bottled water - but I did that with Strauchanie. So maybe she hogties him and forcefeeds it to him? LOL I'd like to hogtie Heath, too! Bit of bondage on The Boundary Line wouldn't go astray!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:43 pm
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Haha... Gotta have some soft porn S&M lol... I need to write one with Gerard. That's one boy I'd like to handcuff to my bedposts!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:10 pm
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LMAO... I'll think about it! It might get me too frustrated tho!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:52 pm
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I mentioned earlier that this season was going to be different from the past two seasons and if you have noticed it has been a lot of out with the old and in with the new, especially with characters. In this episode, we continue with these changes with two hot new characters added to the cast. This will continue into the next episode... But one thing at a time!

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Screw the disclaimer!

And now, three cheers for the 37th episode of...

The Boundary Line[/i]

[b]What Has Happened So Far:
Estela cried on Marty’s shoulder as the sparks flew, while Jade resigned. Meanwhile, Shae continued to hide her mystery lover, shoving him in a cupboard upon seeing Mick. Emma also finally broke away from her domineering mother and bit the bullet, finally pulling the moves on Dale...

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Monica produced the love potion from her pocket. Wrapped in purple velvet, she waited until the coast was clear, to wait until Heath was fully distracted before adding it to his bottled water.

She had one way of keeping him in one place for the time being. It wasn’t the first time Monica had used handcuffs. She knew how to clamp them on without Heath knowing. Mmm... Heath in handcuffs...

Anyway, Monica saw Heath seated with some of the other guys, chatting. Now was her chance to trap Heath while she poured the potion into his water. As she snuck into the room and clamped one of the handcuffs around Heath’s wrist and the other onto the chair, she spotted the bottle of water near his bag, and grabbed it, pouring in the rich, glittery black substance into the water, watching it faded as she recited the incantation.

As soon as she was finished, Monica got up and out of the room, disappearing in a puff of smoke and magic. Meanwhile, Heath looked down at his wrist. “Hey, how did this get here?...”


*****************************

Walking to the counter, self-assured and clad in pink hot pants and a tight white singlet, with complimentary pink hot pants, all eye were on her. And she made sure of that.

“Can I help you?” asked Emma, behind the desk. She looked this little piece up and down and wondered if she should be worried.

“I’m Sandy, the new aerobics instructor,” the girl replied, cool and collected.

Emma looked up her details, at the same time worried that Dale may have to come into contact with her. And how he was going to react. ’Excitably,’ she thought to herself, frustrated because she had just gotten through to Dale.

“Oh, yes,” replied Emma, pouring on the sickly-sweetness. “I see Eddie hired you for your excellent set of... skills.”

“Yes, he was impressed,” Sandy replied, smiling rather knowingly.

“I’ll bet.” Emma then pointed her in the direction of Eddie’s office. “Top floor, third door to your left.”

“Thanks,” Sandy then strutted off without missing a beat. Meanwhile, Travis Cloke walked directly into a plate-glass, toppling over as he walked right through, sending glass flying everywhere.

Emma sighed, rather annoyed, not even frightened in the least for Travis’ safety. “Clean up at the front entrance,” she called over the PA system...

*****************************

It was Laney’s first day. After growing up in a rather sheltered life in her Mormon family, it was decided that Laney should go out and experience the world outside. She had now gotten a job as Eddie’s new PA, and was super-excited.

“Well, I hope your time here is beneficial and we formally welcome you into the Collingwood fold,” Eddie said to Laney, shaking her hand.

“Thank you, Mr McGuire,” replied Laney. “I’m grateful for this opportunity. Now, can I tell you about the Lord?”

Eddie’s expression changed to one of bewilderment. “What?...”

*****************************

Although Emma was worried by the new presence of Sandy, she wasn’t going to let it dampen the fact that Dale had asked her out. After a pretty hot and steamy conversation the other day!

As she thought about what she was going to wear and which purse would match which heels, Emma couldn’t help but do a happy dance and didn’t care who saw it!

Meanwhile, someone was watching on as Emma did just so. And they were pissed! Watching from a nearby office window was Emma’s mum, Jenny...

*****************************

Ryan and Leanne were now officially dating and happy indeed. Arabella was practically all but forgotten. Ryan was so pleased he was still able to find such a wonderful woman- beautiful, funny, sweet, honest... He could finally believe in love again. Nothing could spoil this...

As Ryan and Leanne were laughing and chatting, making plans for the evening, the doors of the café opened with a bang, startling everyone. “Ryan?”

Ryan and Leanne both looked up. Standing before them, of all people, was Arabella, dressed in full nun regalia.

“Arabella?” Ryan was shocked.

“Do you two know each other?” asked Leanne, confused...

Now You Decide: Where should Dale and Emma go on their first date?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:57 am
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Love how you've gone from writing a full disclaimer to "screw the disclaimer", B! Great work as always. But does Monica really have to put Heath in a spell to make him fall for her? Actually if it were me, I'd probably have to hypnotise him as well.
Emma and Dale should go bungee jumping. Or maybe he should teach her how to surf! That would be different.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:16 am
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Aw, that's nice of you to say, mate, but somehow, I doubt it! Unless he's into older women with two kids! I don't think I'm ugly, but I don't think I'm memorable, either.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:45 pm
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The only thing we found out is that I'm too gutless without a couple of drinks in me! But he was impressed that Eris had his number on her jumper. That's cos she shares the same birthday - 27th November
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