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BJ 
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| mailman1111 wrote: | Wanna hear a joke...
why do they call the mcg the bin?
because when collingwood play on it, its full of rubbish |
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Pa Marmo
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| He just heard about essendon and carlton. |
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David 
I dare you to try
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amazing that mailman1111 hasn't even received a yellow, oh well the poor guy is probably feeling bad enough atm haha.
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Cannibal
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| Steve wrote: | | nuxta wrote: | | C`mon Cannibal, if Steve sees us being soft we will get caned. |
too bloody right. |
So, who's being soft? mailman1111 has neither yellow nor red cards so far! Quite clearly, the Dark Side has become softer than than a buttered, hot marshmallow! 
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rand corp
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psssssssssst. What's the difference between a mailman and a single cell of sperm?
A: At least the single cell of sperm has one chance in a billion of evolving to become a human being! |
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Pa Marmo
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Mailmans girlfriend walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the worker, cupping his
ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
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The Prototype 
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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| David from Canberra wrote: | | amazing that mailman1111 hasn't even received a yellow, oh well the poor guy is probably feeling bad enough atm haha. |
We yellow card kiddies now? We are such a harsh site 
Isn't it bad enough the poor bugger barracks for Melbourne we have to card him? 
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
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| nuxta wrote: | Mailmans girlfriend walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the worker, cupping his
ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise." |
 Now that was a joke.
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Pa Marmo
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How about this one.
Mailmans girlfriend was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag her out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Girlfriend: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Girlfriend: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
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WhyPhilWhy?
WhyPhilWhy?
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Nahh, just waiting to see whether mildman had enough guts to come back and have another go.
However, seems he is just another seagull.
Here - cop a yellow to match the stripe down your back. |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
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| nuxta wrote: | How about this one.
Mailmans girlfriend was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag her out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Girlfriend: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Girlfriend: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!" |
Nice.
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smash em !!
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
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poor mailman is still here while all he's cobbers are at the snow ,jolly good show old chap.
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
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Leggie 
Bucks for PM.
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
Location: Perth
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| nuxta wrote: | Mailmans girlfriend walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the worker, cupping his
ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise." |
Now thats Piss Funny!!
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