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mailman1111 



Joined: 06 Jun 2006


PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:27 am
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Wanna hear a joke...

why do they call the mcg the bin?

because when collingwood play on it, its full of rubbish
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WhyPhilWhy? 

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:34 am
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Aren't they getting jealous?

Give us more mate - we love it when you hate us!

(sincerely hoping that isn't your best shot)
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Dark Lord Capricorn

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:37 am
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Yeah, that's quite possibly the lamest Collingwood joke I've ever heard! The MCG's never been called "The Bin" to begin with!

Is that the best you've got?

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Pa Marmo 

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:37 am
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Go away you horrid little troll. Red card this clown a.s.a.p.
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Damien Aquarius

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:39 am
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at least its full - which never happens when ANYONE else plays there trollboy!
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HAL 

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Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:41 am
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Dark Lord wrote:
Yeah, that's quite possibly the lamest Collingwood joke I've ever heard! The MCG's never been called "The Bin" to begin with!

Is that the best you've got?
Ayuh. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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Cannibal 



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:41 am
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Ah, be fair, guys. A few of us went over onto demonland yesterday and had a nice old time of it stirring up the "we hate Collingwood" types.

We're talking the original silver-spooners here; they don't exactly grow up with a well-developed sense of humour. Just humour them. Laughing

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Pa Marmo 

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:46 am
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C`mon Cannibal, if Steve sees us being soft we will get caned.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:50 am
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HAL wrote:
Dark Lord wrote:
Yeah, that's quite possibly the lamest Collingwood joke I've ever heard! The MCG's never been called "The Bin" to begin with!

Is that the best you've got?
Ayuh. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

See, even Hal's funnier! Seriously, it just goes to show how well we're going when that's the best Collingwood joke they can think up. I would say the odds are we're playing much better than whoever mailman barracks for at the moment. Sucked in Loooooser Very Happy

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rand corp 



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:11 am
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Mailman1111's joke got a big laugh amongst his grade 5 primary school mates -where he has spent the best 6 years of his young life.
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Proud Pies Aquarius



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:13 am
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the only joke i saw was mailman111
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Cannibal 



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:16 am
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rand corp wrote:
Mailman1111's joke got a big laugh amongst his grade 5 primary school mates -where he has spent the best 6 years of his young life.


GOLD! Laughing

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stoliboy Cancer



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:24 am
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mailman1111 wrote:
Wanna hear a joke...

why do they call the mcg the bin?

because when collingwood play on it, its full of rubbish


Here's a funny joke:

Victorian clubs members
02 June 2006 - Herald Sun
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,19333951%255E19742,00.html

How your club fares in the membership stakes.

CLUB 2006 2005
Collingwood 37,500 38,612 DOWN 1112
Essendon 35,192 32,734 UP 2458
Geelong 32,102 30,821 UP 1281
St Kilda 31,830 32,043 DOWN 213
Richmond 29,060 28,029 UP 1031
Carlton 28,500 33,354 DOWN 4854
Hawthorn 27,337 29,261 DOWN 1924
Bulldogs 25,370 21,974 UP 3396
Melbourne 23,300 24,805 DOWN 1505
Kangaroos 22,854 24,154 DOWN 1300

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Cuthbert Collingwood Aquarius

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:53 am
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loved your work on the melbourne board cannibal. kept it clean and made your point (to me anyway)
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Simo 



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:59 am
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what did Cannibal say?
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