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wasteofspace
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| Post subject: Football isn't better than sex... it is sex! |  |
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Here's my theory, the reason for the popularity of football is clear, we are talking about a group of male figures swarming for an egg shaped ball, all trying to be the first to gather it and score... what analogy does this conjure up? We are talking about conception, millions of male sperm swarming to the female egg all hoping to be the one... you may think the crowd is roaring for that freakish goal Leon just kicked, but in reality at a subconsious level the crowd is celebrating new life as another egg is inseminated
And if you are wondering the umpire is god... which explains a lot
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Magpie Since 1986
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| Love ya work but I think your slowly going crazy aceofstace. |
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wasteofspace
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| Magpie Since 1986 wrote: | | Love ya work but I think your slowly going crazy aceofstace. |
Theres nothing slow about it
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Robbo.D.yobbo
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| Post subject: Re: Football isn't better than sex... it is sex! | |
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| aceofstace wrote: | | Here's my theory, the reason for the popularity of football is clear, we are talking about a group of male figures swarming for an egg shaped ball, all trying to be the first to gather it and score... what analogy does this conjure up? We are talking about conception, millions of male sperm swarming to the female egg all hoping to be the one... you may think the crowd is roaring for that freakish goal Leon just kicked, but in reality at a subconsious level the crowd is celebrating new life as another egg is inseminated |
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please explain |
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Magpie Since 1986
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| See what you've done aceofstace confused all the young ones. |
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HAL
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| I see. What about it? |
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wasteofspace
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| HAL wrote: | | I see. What about it? |
Well its like this Hal, studies have shown Men think about sex every 43 seconds, but we've managed to channel that into something constructive like football
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HAL
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Dr.Rock
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Ace, as the incredibly attrractive fellow you are, you surely must be well versed in the way of sex and your analogy is well worth contemplation. My only concern is if this is true, what part do umpires play? Birth control?? There's a thought....
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wasteofspace
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| Dr.Rock wrote: | | Ace, as the incredibly attrractive fellow you are, you surely must be well versed in the way of sex and your analogy is well worth contemplation. My only concern is if this is true, what part do umpires play? Birth control?? There's a thought.... |
They play god.... as usual
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DaVe86 
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lol aceofstace, when did you think this up? Wasnt during sex was it?
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Jamie loves Collingwood 
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Wat frustrating?
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wasteofspace
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| DaVe86 wrote: | | lol aceofstace, when did you think this up? Wasnt during sex was it? |
No I'm too busy trying to remember the girls name during sex
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stui magpie 
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| aceofstace wrote: | | DaVe86 wrote: | | lol aceofstace, when did you think this up? Wasnt during sex was it? |
No I'm too busy trying to remember the girls name during sex |
You had a girl with you at the time? Well Done. I thought you were typing 1 handed.
Was she participating? 
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wasteofspace
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| stui magpie wrote: | | aceofstace wrote: | | DaVe86 wrote: | | lol aceofstace, when did you think this up? Wasnt during sex was it? |
No I'm too busy trying to remember the girls name during sex |
You had a girl with you at the time? Well Done. I thought you were typing 1 handed.
Was she participating? |
Well I'm sure she would have if she hadn't been unconscious
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