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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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its like checking for ID and stuff, and checking your bags when you leave stores. If you acted all fidgety and stuff or if you looked arabic then he probably would have checked your boxes out. But is it really possible to be hunky AND bald? considering baldness generally equals oldness.... excuse my ignorance 
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skaman 
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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Steve from Jerry Springer is hunting you down as we speak Dave!
What does a terroist look like!?
I must use that line 100 times a day Tess. Everytime I trace passengers for explosives at work,they ask me "do I look like a terroist"...thats my best come back line. They usually say fair enough!
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bazdaddy 
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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| Tess wrote: | I had a delivery to the swimming centre this afternoon. I called the Electrician the delivery was going to and he directed me to gate 2 near the light rail line. I got to Gate 2 and was stopped by a rather hunky looking security guard, I told him why I was driving in where it said No Entry" and smiled. After a bit of a chat with me smiling and rubbing his bald head as I flirted ....I was shocked as he let me drive into the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre without even checking what was in the Big Boxes in the rear of my Wagon.
Now I'll admit I do not look like a terrorist, but then again what does a terrorist look like?
This was all too easy, far too easy. |
What do terroists look like, should I generalise??
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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bazdaddy
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| HAL wrote: | | What happened? |
Never you mind.
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TurkishPie
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Location: Abbotsford
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| Tess wrote: | | Now I'll admit I do not look like a terrorist, but then again what does a terrorist look like? |
I don't think a terrorist would flirt with a hunky bald headed security guard. |
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Culprit 
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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| I have a freind who applied to be Security at the games. Done within 36 hours and now has a gun as well. It's fricking laughable. |
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TurkishPie
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| Culprit, he has a gun as well? where do you apply? |
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Culprit
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
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| TurkishPie wrote: | | Culprit, he has a gun as well? where do you apply? |
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skaman
One step beyond.......
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Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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Just as well you didnt say my company Culprit!
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Culprit
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| skaman wrote: | | Just as well you didnt say my company Culprit! |
lol, I would of, but then again you would not have employed him.  |
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TurkishPie
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
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| Culprit wrote: | | skaman wrote: | | Just as well you didnt say my company Culprit! |
lol, I would of, but then again you would not have employed him. |
I already have a job. |
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skaman
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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| Tess wrote: | | Culprit wrote: | | I have a freind who applied to be Security at the games. Done within 36 hours and now has a gun as well. It's &^*%$^%$Inga laughable. |
Even though I rubbed that guards head, I certainly didn't get to see his Magnum! |
So, it was Steve from the Jerry Springer show!!?
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