Funny, if it weren't true.

[Dale61]

Mudjibar was going through the Customs process whilst entering Australia legally.

The Customs officer went through all the necessary tests, which Mudjibar passed, then told Mudjibar he had one final test before his entry could be processed.

Mudjibar was told to make up a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow, in it.

After several minutes, Mudjibar came up with this:

'The phone, it go green, green ....... green, green. I pink it up and say 'Yellow, this is Mudjibar''.

Mudjibar was granted entry to the country, and is now working at Telstra's help desk.

[Dark Lord]

Ah, but there's the flaw in the story. To work at a Telstra Help Desk he wouldn't need to live in Australia, but stay home in India.