Is a Degree in Linguistics a Nick's Membership Requirement?

Cam · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:55 pm

hmmm... not the first time I've been referred to as a Nazi the last week or so.

I actually brought the apostrophe thread up because PEOPLE WERE USING THEM INCORRECTLY! I don't give a flying fish fillet if they DON'T use them, but if there are going to use them, they may as well do so knowing a little more about them.

I'm as common as a white commodore, the son of a poor mallee farmer. I rent @ 150 a week, bought a second hand car, have 2 and a half kids and my wife chases them around all day. Some elitist.

But hail to victory and all that, and see you at the rally in Nuremberg.

(Next day we will be in Warsaw in the morning, Vienna for lunch and tea is at 7.00pm in Paris. Bookings are essential. Call Frau Braun at reception on 696 666 extension 6.)

KYPREO · Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Location: Melbourne

Nice one Cam. Laughing

Joel · Joined: 23 Mar 1999 Location: Mornington Peninsula

Heil Cam!!

makkawakka · Penguin Tamer Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Location: Antarctica

Capitalisation and grammar is the difference between, "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse," and, "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."

DaVe86 · Man of Steele Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Location: Melbourne

lol good point.

Its also important to use the correct words.

For example, If jack was on a horse, would you help him off the horse .... sounds a lot better than....

If jack was on a horse, would you pull him off.

Dale61 · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:29 pm

Well makka, what did you really do?

Cam · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:32 pm

Simple.

He jacked off his uncle with help from a horse.

makkawakka · Penguin Tamer Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Location: Antarctica

Definitely the latter.

Helping my uncle Jack off a horse is fun and all, but helping the horse get o-...

I think I'll stop there. Embarassed

35forever · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:05 am

Who said he was sitting around!?

He's probably out all day building shelters for the poor, or volunteering for St John's ambulance!

...or down the pub...

Smile

skaman · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:23 am

chicka ,chicka, bram, bram, pass me my light blue eyeshaddow. Thought I was on the wrong site for a minute. 'ol McDonalds farm......Wilburrrrr.

pietillidie · Joined: 07 Jan 2005

Clokey · Joined: 04 Sep 2004

Nah hes not sitting around he is pacing around; brainstorming posts for Nicks.

35forever · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:01 am

Here's a handy little tool to keep those mean old nasties at bay:

http://www.iespell.com/index.htm

It's a free app, which adds a spell checker to IE & its variants.

bwphantom · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:47 am

And why has this thread turned to having sex with horses....hmm and you Victorians thought us Queenslanders were strange. Smile

WhyPhilWhy? · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:45 am

That was fun, wasn't it? Off to VPT now...