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Elvira
Joined: 31 Jan 2001 Location: Melbourne, VIC
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For anyone who didn’t pick up a copy of the HOT PIES MAG
IT GOES LIKE THIS.........
JARROD MOLLOY
In this very short time, a very big man has left a huge impact at the WORLDS GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB.
Hot Pies salutes Jarrod Molloy by selecting him as OUR player of the month.
The Collingwood forward line has been transformed into a magical place often referred to as ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN LAND.
This is no small way due to the fact that Jarrod Molloy has come to play.
Jarrod is like the finest of toilet paper.
STRONG when he needs to be and soft when he has to be.
Pay attention next time he turns an opponent inside out while deftly keeping the ball on a string.
That’s the sort of strength and softness that Kleenex can only dream of.
There is no disputing that this man has guts.
It shines through in simple ways, like responding to the “Hey Jarrod, Give us a wave” Chant.
His nonchalant responses display a level of confidence and courage rarely seen in the modern era.
However it also alludes to a human and vulnerable side to the most intimidating man in football.
His small wave each week says “Hey, I know your out there, I feel your love, I love you too, would you like me to iron somebody out for you?”
Molloy is a paradox, a living legend torn between good and evil.
His hobbies include such popular pastimes as cock-fighting and banking.
Misunderstood by many throughout his life it is fitting that he has arrived at the Club with more bipolar sufferers (especially at Board Level) than any other. (He’s one of us, you bastards)
It’s not only that Ken Bruce who has gone completely mad. Who would have thought the Collingwood forward line would contain players who actually enjoy chasing and harassing opponents.
When Jarrod first came to Collingwood I thought “Oh no! Not the fat kid from “Hey Dad”
But now when I see his name on the team sheet I feel more confident and relaxed than I have since watching Brad Rowe strut his stuff.
Knowing that Jarrod is out there means that we are guaranteed to have a man with footy nous having a go at every contest, every opponent, every week.
As soon as he learns to kick straight his place in MAGPIE history is assured.
Congratulations, well done, THANKS FOR COMING…JARROD “HORSE” MOLLOY.
Thought this might intrest some of you SMART supporters out there!!
ELVIRA........
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Dazza42
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What a pisser....Good stuff....
GO PIES
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Millane42
Joined: 18 Aug 2000 Location: Sydney
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Player of the month and superstars for the future..
pencil in C.Tarrant and J.Fraser. If we hold on to these 2 for 5 years or more and form the nucleus of the side around them - there will definitely be premierships in the bag.
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