The Skeleton Who Went "BOO WAAH!"

[Cam]

Once upon a time in a dark dark forest there was a dark dark house. In the dark dark house there was a dark dark bedroom and in the dark dark bedroom there was a dark dark wardrobe. In the dark dark wardrobe there was a skeleton. His name was Keith.

Keith was very good at scaring people who came into the forest. He would sneak up behind them and go "BOO WAAAH!!!" and the people would crap themselves and run. Keith also had another love. Himself.

Keith would stand in front of a mirror for hours - polishing his skull, realigning his pelvis, cleaning the grit out of his patellas. For Keith wanted to be a skeleton who was noticed. Keith was a hit at skeleton parties. He could dismantle his face so that his jaw was in his hand. He could remove his tibia and fibula and insert them in his mouth. He would do anything for attention. Even handstands.

One day Keith crept up behind a group of birds that he had scared a few times before. "These birds are fun," he mused to himself "They scare sooooo easily". But little known to Keith the birds were jack of being scared by him, a skeleton with a dislocatable jaw, and they were pretending that they didn't see him approach. He leapt at them with a loud "BOO WAAAH!!!" This time however the birds laughed at him, and then all charged and pecked the $hite out of him. One grabbed his jaw and flew south. Another grabbed his ribcage and dropped it in a well. Yet another took his legs and put them atop a very high mountain where no-one would ever find them. Keith was no more.

The moral to the story is this: If you're a bonehead with a big mouth watch out because you're going to end up with nothing to say and no leg to stand on.

[AnthonyC]

Great Stuff Cam.
It really is about time someone gave it to that bloke, and shut him up once and for all.

[MargOZ]

Well said Cam!

GO PIES!
Marg

[Hanskies]

Lovin' Your Work Cam !!!