ELVIRA YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED......

JLC · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2001 12:46 pm

ELVIRA YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED BY JOFFA (OFFICIAL CHANT LEADER OF THE CHEERSQUAD) AND JEAN-LUC (THE MILD MANNERED ACCOUNTANT AND JOFFAS MANAGER IN WAITING) TO :

COLLINGWOOD V HAWTHORN

VENUE : CRICKETERS ARMS HOTEL & M.C.G.

DATE : SATURDAY MARCH 31ST

TIME : 11.00am TILL LATE

DRESS : AS YOU PLEASE BUT ANYTHING BLACK AND WHITE WILL BE SMILED UPON AND HELD IN HIGH REGARD

DETAILS : FIRSTLY THERE WILL BE A GATHERING OF FELLOW COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS AT THE CRICKETERS ARMS HOTEL WHERE LIGHT BANTER AND CHAT WILL TAKE PLACE. REFRESHMENTS OF THE ALCOHOLIC VARIETY WILL BE SERVED WHICH JOFFA HAS VERY KINDLY OFFERED TO PROVIDE. AFTER THIS THE COLLINGWOOD ARMY WILL THEN MARCH TO THE MCG AND CLAIM OUR TERRITORY WHICH IS RIGHTFULLY OURS AND WATCH COLLINGWOOD DEMOLISH HAWTHORN.

RSVP : WHENEVER ITS CONVENIENT AND WHENEVER ITS THE TIME OF DARKNESS REPLY TO EITHER JOFFA OR JEAN-LUC

2001 YEAR OF THE PIE

AlfAndrews · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2001 9:33 pm

"Cordially invited", huh?

Does this mean you're going to get her on the raspberry cordial?

Dangerous stuff.

Watch out for these guys, Elvira. They sound a bit suss to me.

**floreat pica**

Elvira · Joined: 31 Jan 2001 Location: Melbourne, VIC

HMMMMM, this is all getting too much.....

Elvira - Women Of The Darkness.....

JLC · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2001 7:06 pm

Hi Elvira,

It was an open and friendly invitation. No bad intentions were meant. So please take the invitation with the good thoughts that it was given with.

APA

2001 YEAR OF THE PIE

magpie joffa · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2001 9:04 pm

Yeah me too elvira
we are just mucking around
mwah
joff

There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
http://www.mp3.com/joffa

Elvira · Joined: 31 Jan 2001 Location: Melbourne, VIC

Hey guy's you both have nothing to worry about!!!!
I understand that your both having some fun!!!!!!!

Elvira - Women Of The Darkness.

JLC · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2001 9:53 am

Hey Elvira,

But we would love you to come and meet us at the footy. It would be great to finally meet the woman of darkness

Im sure everyonr would have a good time

APA

2001 YEAR OF THE PIE