Cheap theatrics to prove costly

[JLC]

If i had thrown all my old tickets from Previous weeks i could have created a bliazzard.......lol I just hate throwing away old tickets. I like looking back and thinking how drunk must i have been to back that donkey

You ain't gotta like me, you just mad, 'cause I tell it how it is, and you tell it how it might be

[paulie]

I'm sure I could wall paper most of the state with my tripod Quaddie tickets.

[paulie]

There's no business like snow business,it's the best business I know1!!!!! sorry Alf I couldn't help myself it's been a long day lack of food and beer starting to affect me .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah By the way would be willing to donate some money from my next winning day at the races if the club can wait that long.

[Foreverpies]

Watching Eddie's and Greg Swanns reaction to all the comments and worries about the snowing, they really didn't seem to GIVE A S**T!

So why should we, let's just go and do what we know best-Raise Some Hell!!

[Dr Alf Andrews]

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Betting tickets are meant to be CASHED IN at your local TAB.

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[This message has been edited by Dr Alf Andrews (edited 05 September 2002).]

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[JLC]

Actually as tempting as that offer is i already have an exclusive book maker that i deal with. He offers me very generous odds. His name is Mr R. Waterhouse.

The odds you bet are the odds you get

knoooooowhaiiimeaaannnnnn

BIG PUNTA DA HEAD HUNTA

[Dr Alf Andrews]

JLC,

If Robbie's giving you 500/1 about the Pies this week ... TAKE IT!

[TaZ_LuVs_EmIn3m]

hey just a quick question for ya Alf were u on the pie vs port game last nite? coz just b4 the game that had a very passionate pie supporter named Alf and was just wondering if it was u? My dad was like now thats a supporter!!!!!1

catch ya later luv always Tara

I LUV NICK DAVIS~YES I DO~HES 4 ME~AND~NOT 4 U~IF U TOUCH HIM~OR~TAKE MY PLACE~ILL GET MY FIST~AND~SMASH UR FACE~J/K LUV YA 2 BRODIE HOLLAND!!!! SO GLAD TO MEET U SHEREE U R SO PRETTY AND U SHOULD BE A MODEL!!!

[Dr Alf Andrews]

As far as I know, I'm the ONLY Pie supporter called Alf ... so, yes, Tara ... I guess it must have been me ... bad teeth and all.

I can't believe how UGLY the cameras made me look. I'm really stunningly handsome in real life.

floreat pica
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