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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:37 pm
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Scotch
















No really

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:46 pm
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I got this in an email today...............

From the hubby - he said it made him think of me Very Happy

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:16 pm
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Nice Laughing

I've kust been giving IT support over facebook to a young bloke I know who's over in Dublin and just bought a second hand laptop that doesn't have the WIFI drivers. He sent a txt to the bloke he bought it off who sent one back telling him where to download the drivers.

I suggested he buy a prepaid USB dongle, he responded with "why would I spend money on a dongle when every place has free WIFI".

I responded with " how you gonna download the drivers you need to connect to WIFI if you can't connect to WIFI?"

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Never mind, we worked out how he could do it.

I thought young people were supposed to be good with IT? Confused

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:24 am
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A lot may be, but I know I'm still borderline illiterate (well, perhaps slightly less so than that guy. Or not).
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:14 pm
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You're letting your generation down David. Wink

I had to laugh today. I was only working this morning, had to leave at lunch for an offsite meetings and then I'm on leave for a week and a half (yay Very Happy ) so as I'm ready to leave, I go to quickly do the rounds and say Seeya to my direct reports.

As I said to a bloke at the meeting i eventually got to, I felt like dad trying to leave the preschooler at kinder. "Oh, are you leaving now? 1 quick question?" FMD happened 3 times in a row and then heading to grab my bag got grabbed by one of the staff having troubles with the footy tipping site. Took 45 seconds to figure out she'd forgot her password, then I had to bolt.

Got to the meeting late, but still laughing.

(bit unfair to compare my direct reports with preschoolers, they're all extremely capable and competent people, but it was just funny the last minute stuff)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:42 pm
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Zoomies.

They might work well but you'll look like a cock.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:02 pm
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Had to go to Google to find out what they were.

Hands free binos:

https://www.buyzoomies.com/

Mmmmm, bet I could freak a few people out if I wore those to the footy!

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:55 am
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/\whats the free gift?

This cracked me up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=THNPmhBl-8I

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:30 am
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I thought these were pretty good too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GYBKAmCIyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu9nhExp5KI

They have heaps of great sketches. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:43 pm
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Question:

What are Super Marios overalls made from

Answer - Say it out loud:

Denim, Denim, Denim.


I loled quite loud.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:33 pm
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Tikki Wendon going to gaol - Laughing Laughing

Can only hope the inspiration for her character suffers the same fate Wink

Best show ever - just love it!!!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:36 pm
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Managed to come across this at the Rathdowne St/Elgin St traffic lights today. Gotta love the inner north:

http://www.asbareasyoudare.com/?page_id=848

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:02 am
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David wrote:
Managed to come across this at the Rathdowne St/Elgin St traffic lights today. Gotta love the inner north:

http://www.asbareasyoudare.com/?page_id=848


The ride was supported by hundreds of seat sniffers I'm sure.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:04 am
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Why do you have to do it?
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:14 am
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stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:
Managed to come across this at the Rathdowne St/Elgin St traffic lights today. Gotta love the inner north:

http://www.asbareasyoudare.com/?page_id=848


The ride was supported by hundreds of seat sniffers I'm sure.


I never would have picked the WA Liberal Party to back this sort of event... Confused

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