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stui magpie 
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| think positive wrote: | When I whinge about the bruise on my knee in 2 weeks, and can't figure out where I got it, remind me I walked into the coffee table in the dark, full pelt.
And then cos I was thinking about wether I smashed a bit more cartridge off it, I burnt my palm and 2 fingers on the meat thermometer.
I'm doing this so I remember. I had a massive bruise just above the back of my knee a couple of weeks back, junior was like shit what did u do? I have no idea and it was one of those bruises where u can't possibly forget, it musta hurt. Now I have one just above the inside of my right ankle, it's about an inch and a half diameter and it's a lump. I also have a round one on the end of my elbow, which is vaguely remember doing, cos I said a rather nasty, um Eddie word, when I did it in front of someone I shouldn't have. Can't remember who that was, or where I was, or what I hit.
Seriously if avatar was purple not blue, I could have starred. No body paint needed.
Worse, I can't remember if I was always this clumsy, or if I've got worse.
Why am I sitting on the loo stone cold sober typing this?
Hmmm, cheers, my thoughts for the day |
TMI. 
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think positive 
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Ya think!
Just found another bruise, on my forehead, $£$%^%%$ stupid washing line. It's a conspiricy, my hubby is trying to kill me, puts things in dumb places at dumb heights.
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Morrigu 
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^ hey we will be able to compare!
Painting the house atm - fell off the ladder - only up one step but I hate heights ( strange for someone 6 foot tall eh) bruises of varying shades of blue, green and purple and a bloody twisted ankle.
Then burnt my thumb not once but twice with the heat gun stripping off paint around the window and skirt.
And then at work today was trying to help this old guy find outpatients and he didn't quite have the gist of working his motorised scooter and he ran over my foot - poor old boy was so embarrassed!
Bloody male drivers - can I say that or is that just sexist  
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| Morrigu wrote: | ^ hey we will be able to compare!
Painting the house atm - fell off the ladder - only up one step but I hate heights ( strange for someone 6 foot tall eh) bruises of varying shades of blue, green and purple and a bloody twisted ankle.
Then burnt my thumb not once but twice with the heat gun stripping off paint around the window and skirt.
And then at work today was trying to help this old guy find outpatients and he didn't quite have the gist of working his motorised scooter and he ran over my foot - poor old boy was so embarrassed!
Bloody male drivers - can I say that or is that just sexist |
hahahaha! the 2 off us together, scary huh!!
imagine the damage we can do!
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swoop42 
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Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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Tell us where you work David and I'll send my best goat around to headbutt the manager in the quim.
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| OK I will tell them when I see 'em. |
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Jezza 
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| David wrote: | Yep. I asked a fellow employee if it would be ok for me to go and move my car. She said it was probably fine, so I did. I was back in less than 5 minutes (this was 12:30 in the morning). She or someone else must have told a manager, because I was called up today and told that leaving the premises during a shift was unacceptable, that as a result they considered me untrustworthy and that my employment would have to be terminated.
I had only been working there for two weeks and was due to have my induction today. I had no idea it was against the rules to leave the building during a shift, particularly considering that one of our nightly jobs (to be completed at least three times between 11pm and 7am) is to walk out to the hotel carpark and check the boiler temperature. During the shift in question my co-worker took several smoke breaks out the front that lasted at least as long. It was a real shock and quite gutting considering how long I'd been looking for a job. |
That's a real shame mate considering I know that you said you were finding it difficult to obtain a job as it was. In a way, this might be a blessing in disguise especially if that's how the boss treats you.
Good luck with finding the next job in line. I'm sure you'll snap something up.
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Morrigu
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The "get go " WTF is that - blah 
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Dark Beanie
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People who do not clean up after their dogs!
Just popped around to the local bakery/coffee shop and the owner was out the front cleaning up dog poo from on the footpath and entrance to the shop. Someone had let their dog have a shit and did a runner.
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stui magpie
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Going for the Lara Levi
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stui magpie
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stui magpie
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He shoots he scores, the 501 is up.
Raises the bat and buttons the Levis.
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So you've lost the belly?
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stui magpie
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^
Page 501 of the thread.
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oops, stupid me!!
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