Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index
 The RulesThe Rules FAQFAQ
   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   CalendarCalendar   SearchSearch 
Log inLog in RegisterRegister
 
Babies on Planes

Users browsing this topic:0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest
Registered Users: None

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index -> Victoria Park Tavern
 
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Tannin Capricorn

Can't remember


Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:16 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Aeroplane FFS! This is Australia. We speak English, not debased Yankee gibberish.
_________________
�Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:27 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Brenny wrote:
This is the rudest and meanest thing I have ever done, you have been warned!

I was on the plane coming back from the Gold Coast last year.

I had 3 seats to myself and about 10 rows back was a woman on an isle seat with a new born.

The air lady thingy ask if she could put her next to me, I out right said "yes I do mind and no she can't sit here".

In the end they moved her down the front of the plane - I was told they moved and air marshall?? (I didn't think we had them) who had 3 seats to himself.

Best move I made! The infant cried and screamed the whole way from Coolangatta to Melbourne!

Best part was, when she got off the plane people offered to help her get stuff from the lockers above and around her. When I walked down the front I did hear people comment that she didn't even say please, thankyou or even drop a smile.

I don't regret it, but I feel pretty bad about it.


I don't think that's mean at all. Mothers or fathers should be taking care of a new born. I don't get that at all. Unless the woman was openly grieving something, then gees, just no!

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
1061 



Joined: 06 Sep 2013


PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:49 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again Sex and the City explains it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUIA4J5Frjo
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
What'sinaname Libra



Joined: 29 May 2010
Location: Living rent free

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:31 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Tannin wrote:
Aeroplane FFS! This is Australia. We speak English, not debased Yankee gibberish.

_________________
Fighting against the objectification of woman.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
yin-YANG 



Joined: 03 Oct 2011


PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:53 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes lighten up... baby crying - big deal - a lot better than the conversations of bafoons - especially on long flights when the alcohol is flowing!
_________________
Love us or Hate us... we are Collingwood - you can't ignore the Mighty Magpies!!!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
regan is true fullback 



Joined: 27 Dec 2002
Location: Granville. nsw

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:33 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

I have unearthed my ipod, which had hidden itself in the spare room, so my next trip to Melbourne should be peaceful. Peace to all who travel on buses, planes and trains, and good luck to those who travel far, stay safe.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
stui magpie Gemini

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:03 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

unless they're in the seat behind me kicking me in the back, or squirming beside me, I don't care. People with babies travel too, In the vast majority of cases they don't enjoy their kid screaming any more than the rest of us, and anyone who's tried to calm a cranky toddler knows that short of strangling them it's just not an easy task.

So on any flight longer than an hour, simple. As soon as you can, order booze, put headphones on, attach the tablet and watch a movie, read a book/listen to music in blissful ignorance.

_________________
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Jezza Taurus

2023 PREMIERS!


Joined: 06 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:47 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Listen to music and listen to it loudly! That's the best advice I can provide to anyone who's experiencing a crying baby on board.

If parents are trying to settle their child as best as they can then I'm not too fussed but if a child is constantly crying non-stop with no parental effort to curb the crying then I'd be annoyed and so would countless others I'm sure.

It's not a big deal for me in the bigger scheme of things but I suppose I've never sat right next to a crying baby on a plane though to have a more negative and unfavourable attitudes towards crying children.

_________________
| 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 |
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
swoop42 Virgo

Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?


Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:22 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Crying babies should be placed in a secure and heated capsule attached to the outside of the plane.

Airbub 380 is what I'd call it.

_________________
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Piethagoras' Theorem Taurus

the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk


Joined: 29 May 2006


PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:08 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be worse you know. I'm sure those who never made their destination would happily trade for a hundred screaming babies
_________________
Formally frankiboy and FrankieGoesToCollingwood.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:26 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Only those who've never been a baby can complain
_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!


Last edited by think positive on Sun Feb 08, 2015 12:07 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
watt price tully Scorpio



Joined: 15 May 2007


PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:08 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

think positive wrote:
Only those who've never been a baby who of complain


Que?

_________________
“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
watt price tully Scorpio



Joined: 15 May 2007


PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:11 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a reason they invented Phenergan & Valium - use liberally with said baby.
_________________
“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
watt price tully Scorpio



Joined: 15 May 2007


PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:13 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

Jezza wrote:
......

If parents are trying to settle their child as best as they can then I'm not too fussed but if a child is constantly crying non-stop with no parental effort to curb the crying then I'd be annoyed and so would countless others I'm sure.

......


Exactly. I get annoyed with incompetent parenting.

_________________
“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Tannin Capricorn

Can't remember


Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:19 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

The best answer is to administer a couple of stiff brandies. No need for precision, the brandy cure works equally well whether you apply it to yourself or the baby.
_________________
�Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index -> Victoria Park Tavern All times are GMT + 11 Hours

Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
Page 4 of 6   

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum



Privacy Policy

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group