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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 6:54 pm
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Reading through yesterday's game on thread, geez we have some fair dunkum peanut fans on this board.


Yep the peanut gallery is alive and well!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 11:15 pm
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When you realise the stain remover you're spraying on your clothes is actually the bathroom cleaner.
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 11:24 pm
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Did it work?
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 11:35 pm
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too well

from personal experience!!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:42 am
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I have a feeling a few people here might appreciate this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJB63ASDSes

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:06 pm
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^ Neel's a great comedian. Love his work Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:13 pm
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David wrote:
I have a feeling a few people here might appreciate this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJB63ASDSes


Laughing
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:55 pm
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NFI who that guy is, but he nailed it
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 10:58 pm
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https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/richmond-v-north-melbourne-ray-chamberlain-cops-footy-to-the-groin/news-story/fd211b4cad1baec5b2a297d3c1bd2855

and go Rhys! good for us!!!

and haha scott!!

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The only article among all the tedious coverage of Trump's visit to England that I can be bothered reading:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/commentisfree/2019/jun/03/the-president-of-the-united-states-cant-talk-like-this-to-the-very-queen-of-england

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:46 am
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State of Origin 2 in Perth.

I'm going to be home that weekend and thought we might go.

Cheapest tickets = $215

I thought, I wonder how much to stay at Crown the night (Sunday).... $699.

What a rip off!

Will be interesting to see how many people show up. I won't be.

*Just checked and it's almost sold out! Unbelievable.
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Midwives a constant source of amusement are they
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Midwives a constant source of amusement are they


not when they wont give you drugs no matter how loud you scream, or how badly you swear!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:29 pm
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The 2 Ronnies, circa 1976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7LKJXvf_do

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Watching the Cricket world cup last night, when I went to bed I thought we'd wasted a really good foundation, would struggle to get 300 and with England (or The Empire 11 as they should be called) batting firepower, we'd lose.

When I got up this morning I checked the news online. Yep we got less than 300 but bowled the empire 11 out to win by more than 60 runs. Very Happy

Nearly spat my coffee out laughing.

Then, while viewing English papers to have a bite of schadenfreude for breakfast, I stumbled onto this article in the Guardian, which I normally avoid like the plague, but this was brilliant.

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I don’t write any of this as triumphalism. It’s more bewilderment. This is the England team that spent four years in planning. They channelled ritual humiliation into anger, then resolve. They planned and strategised, refined and honed, repeated skills that became second nature. Second nature became a force of nature, sweeping all before them. They bodied Australia on tour, bloodied them at home, and came into this tournament as the perfectly primed machine.

Australia, meanwhile, yawned and rolled over in bed, tumbled the nearest few friends into the back of the car, rocked up the World Cup bleary-eyed and two hours late and proceeded to knock off the home team while still holding an Irish coffee.


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/jun/25/australia-england-cricket-world-cup

Ok, we haven't won the cup, yet, but England hosting the cup was the top ranked 1 day team and raging favourite to win.

Now they're at risk of not even making the finals. Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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