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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:26 am
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You and I are on the same wavelength, [b] httpwww dotpolitifactdot comtruth-o-meterstatements2017oct06national-rifle-associationnra-claim-obama-approved-bump-stocks how anyone can defend the evil corrupt NRA.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:43 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
Where has David disappeared to?

He hasn't posted since the 21st of last month.

Has he finally watched one to many art house movies and his brain has decided nup that's enough for me I'm out this bitch and he's lying comatose in a hospital bed somewhere?


Too few, Swoop. Too few. Crying or Very sad

But thanks for caring about me. Confused Wink

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:47 pm
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Have you ever been stuck with a signature that you know is dumb and a bit racist but you can’t get rid of it because it still makes you laugh every time?

Asking for a friend.

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:53 pm
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David wrote:
Have you ever been stuck with a signature that you know is dumb and a bit racist but you can’t get rid of it because it still makes you laugh every time?

Asking for a friend.


hmmm what am i missing here??

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:42 pm
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Is this the place to leave the shattered remains of Barry Hall's post-AFL career?
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:37 am
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Speaking of sweeping...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:57 am
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Not helping David! Why is your signature racist? Just tell me I’m sick of reading it to spot it!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:13 pm
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Conversations with my hubby of 25 years:
i crawl in to bed just after midnight, footyhatingpricklearsedbandwagoner rolls over and says "did you see the doggies won?'' me "I saw the cats lost and we are 4 points clear before we play them!''

this morning i get off the scales and fist pump the 2kg ive lost a week into a 20 day clean eating plan (thank god for revestorol wine! just a half glass!!) and hubby crawls out of bed and jumps on the scale, hes finally listening to my stop eating sugar nags. Judging by the look on his face, Apparently "'are you $£$%^%%$ kidding me? ive bloody near killed myself for 2kg and you give up donuts and lose 8.1" is not the correct loving response!

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:43 am
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If anyone is in the market for some brand name sunglasses the code below will get you 30% off 1 pair of full priced sunglasses or 40% off 2 or more full priced sunglasses from Sunglass Hut Australia.

Copy and paste: FP3, FP4


It's stated it expires on the 31st of October but all I know is that it worked for me today.

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:21 am
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Where's MagpieBat gone?

Hasn't posted at all on Nick's this year and only 3 times over at BigFooty.

Sending out the Bat signal

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:13 pm
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Hope MB is doing okay, where ever he is.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:20 pm
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I think he's too busy on Twitter to come here.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:43 pm
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I can't think of a more appropriate place for this.

Apparently some scientists, presumably male, have determined that if women regularly swallow male semen it lessens the risk of miscarriage.



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Women who regularly give their male partner oral sex may be less likely to suffer recurrent miscarriages, scientists claim.

Researchers believe swallowing semen strengthens a pregnant woman's immune system in a way which makes foetuses more likely to grow healthily.


It also lessens the chance of pregnancy in the first place and should be highly promoted and encouraged in 3rd world communities such as Sth Morang, much of Gippsland and Frankston.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6881747/Swallowing-partners-semen-reduce-risk-miscarriage.html

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:46 pm
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WTF! Does anyone fall for that line!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:48 pm
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^

I hope so.

And this is from the woman who drank Kale smoothies. Shocked Confused

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