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Who's the next coach |
Thinks positive |
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17% |
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P4S |
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0% |
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Rudeboy |
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21% |
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John Wren |
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3% |
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Magpiebat |
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10% |
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Anyone else |
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35% |
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Swoops goat |
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10% |
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3rd degree
Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Location: John Wren's tote
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So the New coach is Dr Alf Andrews! _________________ " Ohhh Banksy and out comes the Note Book".
www.facebook/the hybernators |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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qldmagpie67 wrote: | think positive wrote: | I’ve voted for the bat, lol but seriously 6 for anyone else? Name and shame those £$%$ers |
Jojo your welcome to reapply for the position.
Just forward your resume along with the $150,000 application fee and $75,000 administration fee and $250,000 I really want the job fee and I'm sure you will be given every fair consideration |
if i had that kind of money id be coaching GWS - now they have a team!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Brown26
Joined: 14 Sep 2001 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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I voted for Rudey. Every week I'd rock up and check if I was picked, and most weeks I'd be disappointed. With RB as coach, I can down my sorrows in poorly disguised cat carcus mixed with cabbage and salt with a generous portion of soy sauce. Who could give up THAT opportunity!
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What'sinaname
Joined: 29 May 2010 Location: Living rent free
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What about Dave the Man as coach and Tradedraft from Bigfooty as his assistant? The dynamic duo. _________________ Fighting against the objectification of woman. |
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Geek
geek
Joined: 06 Apr 2006 Location: Jacana
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All this talk about financial kickbacks and yet not one mention of cronyism or nepotism. Guys, there's so much more to leadership....
You know, sometimes, I think that the problem with the Nicks XXII isn't so much the apathy but the lack of vision. Kinda like, if Matty Lokan went off on one of his mad bomber straight line dashes but with all the intensity of Shannon Cox on roofies. Then I figure can't be bothered thinking about it anymore so it may as well just be apathy for all I care.
Yeah, vote 1 me for something or other. |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Location: The 18
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I believe we need to concentrate all our efforts on being the best half time little league team we can be.
Mentally at least we'll have no advantage over the children but our collection of fat arses and beer guts should see us steamroll all over them into an open goal. _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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eddiesmith
Lets get ready to Rumble
Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Location: Lexus Centre
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I voted anyone else, all the options suck |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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swoop42 wrote: | I believe we need to concentrate all our efforts on being the best half time little league team we can be.
Mentally at least we'll have no advantage over the children but our collection of fat arses and beer guts should see us steamroll all over them into an open goal. |
Swoop can your goat be trusted to be around children ?
I like the unwritten money making thoughts behind this post.
All those children all that ransom paid to the board and all the blame lumped on the unsuspecting suckers on the field
Outstanding Swoop keep up these money making ideas and there may be a place at the next training camp for you (no your goat can't come we only take 1 animal and that position is taken by Dyso) |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Well after yesterday's stunning comeback against the feral doggies there's a few posters who have put themselves in the frame for this highly sort after position.
Jojo was active and at her spiteful best taking a pot shot at yours truly. Well done Jojo you know how to appeal to the boards nasty side
Raw hammer had the sarcasm meter at breaking point during the game. He was quick to those who were down and even when the wheel,turned he kicked them some more. Outstanding hammer love your work
Son of rowdy gets a gold star for his grovelling to the board in the post match summary. Rowdy that sort of thing is what this board loves. The board sees a bright future for you we just don't know if that's as coach or using the oils from your body to burn in the lanterns in our cave
Finally Jezza kept the faithful updated with the scoring progress during the game. Jezza with a bit of foresight you could have been charging for this service. You know making money to funnel to the board. Really I shouldn't have to remind such a long term poster like you of the boards financial needs.
Voting will close on Thursday (unless we are bribed by a person desperate to be coach then it will close earlier)
Remember your votes counts for nothing (basically like voting in the Collingwood board elections) but we appreciate your membership money flowing in
All cheques can be made out to
Qldmagpie retirement fund & Dyso ladyboy fund
We thank you in advance for your prompt payments |
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Piethagoras' Theorem
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006 Location: is where I'm at
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The nicks version of the footy show. Same old faces and recycled, lame jokes. Massive overhaul needed or just give it up! _________________ Fault finding is like window washing. All the dirt seems to be on the other side.
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Formally frankiboy and FrankieGoesToCollingwood. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Well the final decision has been made
After a long and exhaustive process the board has upon the following.
In keeping with Collingwood voting processes we haven't and won't be selecting the person who received the most (anyone else)
We won't even be selecting the person who received the send most votes (Rudeboy his financials just didn't stand up to scrutiny)
So that left us with little choice really
So would like to congratulate Thinks positive on being reappointed as coach for the 2018 season
Again we expect your weekly cheque, selection in our favoured positions and finally a unlimited supply of cheap dimmies and cold beer
All poster are now free to come bribing the coach for the remainder of the spots on nicks posting 22
Good luck to all concerned for the upcoming season and maybe your wallets be full and your praise of the board plentiful |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Location: The 18
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Sack the coach. _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Oh ta
Pis get my name right! Actually I might do a Cher. Or an Arnie. Just call me Think. You don’t think?
Brown26, I appreciated your poxy vote, you can have frankiesprosinhollywoods spot, and if I forget, just show up in his place
Cheers, calls for a celebration, I’ll have a glass of cats in shitty pastry, cheers! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: Thailand
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Well if TP can coach from Youessay I might get a game from Thailand. Well maybe even 2 in a row. _________________ Annoying opposition supporters since 1967. |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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So glad TP got the 2 yr contract extension, despite our poor form.
Nevertheless, there will be no excuses if we fail again this year. |
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