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Pi Gemini



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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2017 5:30 pm
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I have lived in SA for nearly 20 years , and they are a strange lot. got to feel sorry for the dog

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/confidential/millions-laugh-at-adelaides-angry-pedestrian-after-youtube-video-goes-viral/news-story/b6fa6bb6c74735c37ce3974ae09fe88a Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2017 11:38 pm
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That's hilarious! Couldn't script that! Laughing
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 7:20 pm
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I laughed this morning when I read how 40 journos had all climbed onto the plane Shapelle Corby was to b=fly home from Bali in, only to have her change flights at the last second, too late for them to get off.

Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

40 fkn "journalists". Seriously? Sucked in dickwads. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:29 pm
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Yeah, sucks to be them. Parasites!

The worst thing is seeing all the headlines, like, "bizarre scenes outside Corby's house". There are only bizarre scenes because their publication's journalists are causing them. Rolling Eyes

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:39 pm
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Yep, and now they're reporting on how she gave them the slip and where she isn't.

I love it Laughing

it'll come to an end at some point where there's some kind of paid interview, that i won't watch cos i don't care, but it's funny as **** watching all these news services scrambling around after a convicted drug smuggler

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:51 pm
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Eagle mistakes nude sunbathers testicles for turtle eggs.

http://www.foreignjournal.com/nude-sunbather-injured-townsville-eagle-mistakes-testicles-turtle-eggs/

Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:07 pm
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Lucky for him that eagles don't like sea slugs.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:26 pm
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So a couple of days ago, John Mcenroe is being interviewed about his new book.

Female interviewer asks him about the quote in his book where he says Serena Williams is the best female tennis player of all time, and asks him why he qualified it.

Mcenroe bites, asks if she means Serena should be considered as the best tennis player of all time, when she says yes (leading much), he says No and comments that if she was on the mens tour she'd be ranked around 700.

He qualified his comments a lot to make clear he wasn't dissing Serena, but the interviewer asked and he answered.

Result is, a percentage of the world looses it's mind at the "insult", brand him a misogynist and he's actually asked if he should apologise to Serena. Laughing

FMD, Serena herself has stated she couldn't cut it on the mens tour.

These people who carry on getting offended at this stuff are hilarious. Laughing

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So watching the tele tonight and what is on but a show about rail travel in Africa including the rail trip from Bulawayo to Vic Falls.

We took the O\N train from Vic Falls to Bulawayo - left on time 1930hrs should have got in at 8am - lol 17 hours later we got there!! Took our sleeping bags, some munchies and some beers and of course toilet paper - don't ever consider travelling without it!! And I beat the better half at backgammon 4-1 Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:40 pm
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^

Looks brilliant, but you can have it Wink

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stui magpie wrote:
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Looks brilliant, but you can have it Wink


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:47 pm
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life of Brian deleted scenes: imagine anyone trying to do this now, especially the Jewish nazi one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wthHB3iTC7M

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:57 pm
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Randy Newman's Putin Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ya-FGHdBso

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Oops. Too much data.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:22 pm
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letter to the Prez"thread! so good to see everyone having a laugh together!!
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