Training report 10th January

qldmagpie67 · Joined: 18 Dec 2008

Training resumed today for the nicks posting squad under the guidance of our newly appointed esteemed coach thinkspostive aka she who must be obeyed.
As the squad assembled there were some very noticeable squad members who returned in various conditions

Dyso arrived late on a tuk tuk wearing a moo moo and a pair of stilettos. He said he had just completed one of his most emphatic training regimes ever.

Lazza was early and looked in prime condition and immediately devoured 12 dimmies and 6 cans of Coke

Jezza arrived on time with his leg in a cast saying he injured it doing sand hill runs. It was later discovered those said sand hill runs were actually him falling off a pier onto the sand drunk on New Year's Day

Magpiebat as usual showed up looking fitter than a Mallie bull and twice as robust. His new stream line physique could be attributed to his zealous pursuit of physical supremacy or a new body plate to cover up the real body. We will find out when showers are taken

As the training drills commenced the coach was barking orders louder than her cheering on a pies victory. She was heard to request more effort from Pies4shaw, whatsinaname, matty123, King monkey and several others.
The first drill was a simple grab your opponent and kick them in the ghoul hollies. This drill was taken a little to seriously with several squad members kicking others even when they were laying prone on the hallowed turf

The second drill involved a team building exercise where you had to fall back awards into a team mates arms creating trust. This didn't work to well as at the first attempt when whyphilly went to fall in two Stui's arms but just a split second before the mr whippy ice cream van music started playing from the car park and Stui was off setting new sprint records leaving whyphilly unconscious on the ground

During the remainder of the session a dark figure lurked mysteriously in the shadows of the buildings. Upon further investigation it was the fore lorn figure of the deposed coach one John Wren who had what appeared to be a suitcase full of voodoo dolls and knitting needles. Once confronted he run (OK slow walk) away yelling I'll be back I'll be back

The training session finished with the coach regaling the squad members of her career as a player and her expectations of the season in front of us.
Once concluded there were dimmies and beer for all except Dyso who still hadn't figured out how to get his frame out of the tuk tuk

All hail the new coach