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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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There is no "like" button on Nick's Collingwood BBS. You know that. It doesn't exist. Tell 'im he's dreamin'. Figment of the imagination. It didn't happen. No such thing.
Consider it pressed. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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MagpieBat wrote: | Yesterday was a good day. And night.
Following up on some intelligence gleaned from one of The Penguin's lackeys (obtained by means of slamming the man up against the wall and twisting his arm almost to the point of severance), I tracked the latest shipment to a warehouse nearby to Dixon Docks. Breaking in, I discovered how Penguin has been moving his drugs: taxidermies of animals. The drugs get sealed inside during the taxidermy process, then the animal gets shipped to Gotham aboard his luxury ships.
Now, to head back to the Iceberg Lounge and confront The Penguin. I'm thinking I might kick his desk through the wall to start with, then dangle him out over a twenty story drop off... |
Another shipment of stuffed tiggers due to be dispatched from Punt road late friday evening, so the grapevine tells us...
And if that desk does indeed go through the wall, please record the action and post it on you-tube for giggles; there's a good chap. _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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The mutual dislike between Detective Bullock and myself is well known. But "the Bulldog" is an honest cop. And, as loudmouth and hostile as he can be, he is a rather effective one. Anyone who has Jim Gordon vouching for him is someone worth at least trying to work with.
So, when the Commissioner summoned me to GCPD to help his burly head of Major Crimes out of a spot, I of course agreed to do so. Bullock had been receiving death threats from an anonymous source of late. Nothing new; a cop who is good at locking up scum will always get one or two over their career. But things escalated when Bullock failed to return home from work two nights ago.
While examining Bullock's pigsty of an apartment for clues, I heard muffled voices coming from the basement below (Bullock's digs are on the ground floor, owing to his rather poor ability to haul that fat hide up a flight of stairs). Bursting in, I discovered that the Detective had been taken hostage by his landlord. No Mafia conspiracy, no underworld hit, no crims out for revenge. Just one middle-aged man fed up with dealing with another middle-aged man over a matter of manner and money.
It was the easiest thing to disarm the landlord of his box cutter and use said box cutter to free Bullock from his restraints. The hardest part of the rescue was stopping Bullock from using his newly-freed fists on the poor sod. Even then, I could have done it in my sleep.
After seeing the landlord bundled away in a squad car, Bullock handed me something that had come across his desk with the death threats. Yep, you guessed it. Letters and numbers again...
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/870344/VOD_Source/2016-08-12_09-10-38-1387/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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While I'm here, here's another batch I came across while giving that warehouse of Penguin's a search. It was tucked away inside a stuffed Tiger. Unfortunately, some funny funny bastard chose to jam a toy Magpie into the Tiger's open mouth. When I find that sucker, I will break his arm...
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/868737/VOD_Source/2016-08-05_08-57-13-5169/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/868743/VOD_Source/2016-08-05_10-17-17-8924/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
http://win-cdn220-is-10.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/868765/VOD_Source/2016-08-06_12-08-51-8183/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4 _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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For those of us that had the sheer audacity to miss the broadcast of round 23 Magpies vs. Whorekpires clash; I'm putting up the batsignal on their behalf... _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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It's been a rather ordinary month.
Ongoing technical issues with the Batcomputer have severely hampered my efforts and ability to solve things of late. I've been forced to make do with a palmtop unit in my glove and the Batmobile's on-board system, neither of which come within cooee of the real thing. And when you consider that both of those are ten times more advanced than anything currently on the market, that is saying something.
I do have a couple of loose ends to tie up for you. They involved a sting on a contraband warehouse down at Dixon Docks. The thugs, all armed with AKs, unloaded what must have been enough bullets to load up a small army, but between them, not a single one hit what they were aimed and fired at. In the movies, they call it The Stormtrooper Effect. Personally, I just call it convenient...
As the GCPD arrived to take away the broken bodies and human jetsam, I set about going through the contraband. It didn't take me long to find what I was after. Tucked away in the sealed section of a magazine addressed to one A. Dyson of the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane, I found a sheet of paper, on which was glued one of those bizarre notes where all the letters and numbers were cut out and pasted from all sorts of different magazines and newspapers.
I have only now de-crypted the meaning of this note, thanks to aforementioned technical issues. The results came in two batches. Here is Batch #1...
http://lon-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/872105/VOD_Source/2016-08-20_09-14-48-4838/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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and Batch #2...
http://win-cdn220-is-3.se.bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2016/08/873791/VOD_Source/2016-08-28_04-12-48-2247/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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Post script: As Gordon and his men were taking the crims away, that psychotic madman in purple arrived on the scene and unloaded a bomb from 65m out on the run. I actually laughed, believing it could not possibly get anywhere near me, until it hit the ground, skidded off and careened into the axle of my car, where it detonated and sent the driver's side tyre into the river.
Yes, the Batmobile quite literally lost a wheel and the Joker got away.
When I find him next, I will feed him his teeth. _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat.
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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MagpieBat wrote: | It's been a rather ordinary month.
As the GCPD arrived to take away the broken bodies and human jetsam, I set about going through the contraband. It didn't take me long to find what I was after. Tucked away in the sealed section of a magazine addressed to one A. Dyson of the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane, I found a sheet of paper, on which was glued one of those bizarre notes where all the letters and numbers were cut out and pasted from all sorts of different magazines and newspapers.
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Yes, the Batmobile quite literally lost a wheel and the Joker got away.
When I find him next, I will feed him his teeth. |
Okay, mystery solved peeps; stop looking - found it.
ps. Apologies to Stui in the next ward in relation to the accusations of theft of pornographic literature. Happens to the best of us old mate....
pps. Looking forward to any instagram photos of the Joker's next dental appointment in your surgery.
ppps. Keep up the good work; Gotham is safe for another summer. _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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It's a new year, a new season, yet for some reason the same old problems persist.
Specifically, the problems in question relate to a certain monolithic telco that, between its IT department and its marketing department, would not be able to blow their own ears off if their pooled grey matter were converted into dynamite. Week after week lost, productive hours whiled away talking to robots and people who respond like robots. It got so frustrating that I quite literally picked up the entire computer and hurled it over the edge of the platform into the river below.
If you people only knew how much time and energy and money it costs to fish a $50 million computer command post console out of an underground river and restore it all to working order...
As it so happens, this perennially useless telco (let's call them Gothstra) has now finally got its house in order, which has now allowed me to catch up on the backlog of movies that have banked up in my Inbox. As a gesture of my goodwill to those useless campaigners at Gothstra, I now offer to you a glimpse at my playlist:
The Party Poopers
http://203.36.100.164/Telstra/AFL-Web/bponlinewoc6264/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/02/893247/VOD_Source/2017-02-16_08-33-42-9007/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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http://203.36.100.164/Telstra/AFL-Web/bponlinewoc6264/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/02/893279/VOD_Source/2017-02-16_10-43-15-9475/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
The Purple Over-Celebrators
http://203.36.100.164/Telstra/AFL-Web/bponlinewoc6264/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/03/895804/VOD_Source/2017-03-04_06-09-20-5257/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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The Yellow and Black Brick Moccasin Road
http://203.36.100.164/Telstra/AFL-Web/bponlinewoc6264/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/03/897182/VOD_Source/2017-03-11_02-02-03-9788/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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The Prodigal Bulldog
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The Tale of the Tiger
http://203.36.100.164/Telstra/AFL-Web/bponlinewoc6264/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/03/901365/VOD_Source/2017-03-30_08-53-07-7835/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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The Solitary Swan
http://203.36.100.164/Telstra/AFL-Web/bponlinewoc6264/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/04/903128/VOD_Source/2017-04-07_08-50-22-5804/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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Now, to buy up that infernal telco, sweep a new broom through it and dangle the IT and marketing departments of said infernal telco off the top of the Trigate Bridge for really pissing me off... _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat.
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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Awwwwriiiiiiight! The snuff films are back!! Yay Batmod!! _________________ M I L L A N E 4 2 forever |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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Good news! Well, for me, anyway. But you might benefit from it too.
Having now bought up the previously mentioned useless and incompetent telco Gothstra, I have decided to compensate myself with a free subscription to the movies channel service. It's one of the perks of being the new owner...
Sadly, my first movie of the new subscription was a very disappointing item, about drowning kids and a bunch of deer with no eyes. Obviously written and directed by The Joker. I'll be sure to go punch him in the face for making this monstrosity.
But for the moment, I'll just leave the DVD on the desk for you to not take a gander at. Pace yourself with the bourbon and popcorn...
The Easter Meltdown
http://bponlinewoc6264.ngcdn.telstra.com/sigeo/vod/ingest_aflfilms_vod/2017/04/905179/VOD_Source/2017-04-16_04-54-49-1116/output_2400kbps_720p.mp4
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EDIT: And while I'm here, congratulations to this fine old thread on 1000 posts! It's been a long time coming, since that fateful day on April 11th 2005, but we got here in the end and I'm proud to have been a part of it. Raise the bat and cap to the members, old friend! _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat.
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MagpieBat
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watt price tully
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Don't you have the one where Collingwood won on 25/4/2017? _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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No.
If you want to change history and turning back time, try Superman... _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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How we played except the 1st Qtr vs Swans. You be up for Punishment to watch it _________________ I am Da Man |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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MagpieBat wrote: | No.
If you want to change history and turning back time, try Superman... |
can't you have a chat to Barry? _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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MagpieBat
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I could, but he's dead.
I'll chase it up with Wally, though... _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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