Things NOT to say during sex

[stui magpie]

Oh Geez, slip one of those into the missus night stand with the toys and wait.

I'm picturing someone needing to have new eyebrows tattooed onto her forehead cos the old ones are now on the back of her head and not coming back.

[HAL]

Oops. Too much data.

[stui magpie]

Back to topic, I'm guessing saying "Hey honey, I was reading this article today and apparently the female orgasm is unnecessary and basically meaningless" wouldn't go down too well.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/02/health/female-orgasm-evolution/



Mind you, I reckon I know a few blokes who would be surprised as hell to know that women can actually have orgasms, never having seen it first hand.

[think positive]

Oh
My
God

They could be researching cancer, but no......

The only interesting bit was the raising the pain threshold bit.

Might have to try that before the dentist next time, or maybe suggest it to a friend going into labour! Forget the gas honey, have a wank!